Larry B Gray

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    Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling. 'I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.' 'What did he say?' asks the nurse. 'OOPS!'     =============== Patient: How much...
  Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a beloved old Irish priest.At confession one day, a football player told the priest that he had acted in an unsportsmanlike manner at a recent football game. “I lost my temper and said some bad words to one of my opponents.” “Ahhh, ...
   Bubba and Bobby Joe rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. Bubba said to Bobby Joe,“Mark this here spot so that we can come back right here again tomorrow.”The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the Bubba asked Bobby Joe, “Bobby Joe, did you ...
  A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't...
  A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, c...
  A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 personalized pens for his business with the promise that 
he would be eligible to win a 32-foot yacht. A born gambler, my uncle agreed.Well, he won, and a few weeks after the pens arrived, his prize showed up: a 12-inch plastic yacht with 
32 plasti...
  A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls.When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictures?"The usher replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the se...
  The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions for the first time, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.The old priest suggests, “Cross you arms ove...
  Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner. The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics and then to cooking.“I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.”“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank. “You said it, Larry replied, nodding. “Every ...

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