Larry B Gray

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2015 

  Oh Baby It's Cold Outside!   A little weather humor for those of you who are experiencing a taste what mother nature can do right about now...60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.40 ...
01/30/2015
  How You Can Tell When It's REALLY Cold Outside   10. Your dog tells you that he'll "hold it" until later. 9. You kick your car because it doesn't start, and the car shatters. 8. Your nose isn't runny, but only because your snot is frozen. 7. Joggers keep getting stuck to the sidewalk. 6. The p...
01/29/2015
  A public school teacher was arrested at Heathrow Airport today for attempting to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al Gebra movement. He has been charged with carrying weapons of math i...
01/28/2015
  Aphorisms For Our Time   Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. * Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. * Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. * Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you...
01/27/2015
  Never invite trouble - it will accept the invitation every time." * "The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow." * "It doesn't take long for a person with push to pass a person with pull." * "Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and midd...
01/26/2015
  Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at one end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house an older woman was looking out her kitchen window watching...
01/25/2015
  Two Quickies Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.   * Snail RacesAt the annual snail race, the snails were identified by letters on their cars.As the snail with a large "...
01/24/2015
    There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night...
01/23/2015
  Snow White took photos of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. She took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor. Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to con...
01/22/2015
      It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his older brother ex...
01/21/2015