Jason Stewart's Blog

  SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays. VACATION DAYS: All employees will take their va...

  "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been ...

  ·       40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. ·       On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. ·       Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. ·       Mosquito repellents don't repel. ...

  People download thousands of dollars worth of pirated software and media over the Internet, but they would in no way steal from a brick and mortar shopping mall. Most people say they value the meaning of a balanced life, but dedicate 75% of their life to job and an additional 10% to watching T....

    Hands in pockets - Pocketed hands indicate unwillingness, mistrust and reluctance. If a person keeps his hands in his pockets, you will need to first gain his interest as well as his trust. Hands in the back - This is usually shows some amount of confidence, as the front torso and vital parts...

  As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you’ll have a couple of days saved up.–Age 7 Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.-Danny age 7. ...

  You Drink Too Much Alcohol is a bigger contributor to overeating than camping out in front of the television or falling short on shuteye, according to a study published in the American Journal of Clinical Research. Scientists say that drinking boosts levels of ghrelin, a hormone that makes you ...

  A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonish...

  New: Different color from previous design. All new: Parts not interchangeable with previous design. Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition. Designed simplicity: Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone. Advanced design:  The advertising agency doesn't understand it. Field-tested:  Manufacturer...

  Early morning is the best time to exercise. "The best time to exercise is anytime you can do it," says Samantha B. Cassetty, M.S., R.D., nutrition director at the Good Housekeeping Research Institute. You get the same payoffs and burn essentially the same number of calories whenever you work ou...