Mad, mad Monday, Milton Berle...
By Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS, South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!
(Fathom Realty Washington LLC)
Mad, mad Monday, Milton BerlePaul Henderson, REALTOR®, Fathom Realty WA LLC, Harstine Island, Washington's preferred real estate Agent and Broker If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?Milton BerleFolk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.Milton BerleMy wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.Milton BerleThe problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.Milton BerleMy doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.Milton BerleYou're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.Milton BerleDo you realise that Eve was the only woman w...
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