You think you’ll try the self check out lane because you’re kind of in a hurry and with only a couple of items, it seems like the right thing to do. First, the scanner doesn’t read your bananas so you have to punch the numbers in manually, but because the code on the sticker is so small, you have to first get your reading glasses out so you can see it. The vodka you’re getting requires store authorization, so you’re waiting for the 16-year old bagger who’s talking to the 18-year old bagger, wondering if she likes him. Once he makes it over to your “quick” check out lane, he takes one looks, sees you’re old as the hills, and punches in some secret code so the vodka goes through. At this point, you just wanna throw the damn bananas and vodka in the car and get outta there, but then the li...
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