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By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 11
  Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing some real problems.. They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue and picante sauce all over everything, esp...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 12
Here is a bit of  history buff in all of us. Here are some interesting tidbits that just maybe you didn't know. ******* In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted.  Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one a...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 16
  FIRST TIME SEX   A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.      The boy is ecstatic, but he...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 8
THE BUZZARD: If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is That a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a Run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 9
  Riddle of the Day  Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one.  Madonna doesn't have one.  The Pope has one but doesn't use it.  Clinton uses his all the time.  Obama is one.  Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.  Liberace never used his on women..  Jerry Seinfeld is very, ...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 11
  Hold onto your seats as I usually don’t do this but I couldn’t pass this one up.  It’s a completely nude party in a pool.  Be sure and shut the door or even better lock it before clicking on the link.  I give you fair warning again it is a completely nude pool party.  I would like your feedback...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 7
  Here is another word in the continuing saga of the National Spelling Bee.  I can’t even pronounce it much less spell it.  Anyway it’s not in Webster’s© so I had to go online.  It’s a German name for intermezzo so today I’ll give you the meaning of (in’ termet’so) which means: a short, light dra...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 14
  A WOMAN WILL...            A real woman is a man's best friend.         She will never stand him up and never let him down.         She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.         She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;  to live with...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 9
  My wife is one of the smartest people I know and if I can’t spell a word I call her and she 99.99% of the time can spell it with no problem and tell you what its meaning is.  So as I was looking over Webster’s© and came across this word I went to her and she got pretty darn close so I decided t...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 17
  For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.  Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.  If she stayed in It...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 6
  Seems as the story goes a father had taken his little girl to a museum.  As they were walking around they came upon a replica of one of the ships that brought the Pilgrims over across the ocean.  She also saw the meager belongings the Pilgrims took with them.  After looking at the articles and ...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 10
  As the story goes a young boy wanted to get his parents something special for a gift.  As he approached them he was filled with excitement.  He said: “When I grow up I’m going to buy you an electric can opener, an electric toaster an electric stove and an electric chair”.  While the meaning of ...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 11
  The other day my wife and I stayed home and did some yard work.  Raking some leaves, burning (called the fire department).  Mowed, used the weed eater. Needless to say we were busy.   She asked me to go and get a truck load of mulch.  Getting away from the back breaking work was a relief and gl...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 8
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?  A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.  Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?  A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.  Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?  ...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 6
  While I don’t really know why people like going to these I guess it’s a cultural type thing.  This moron tries something that could have cost him his life.  To each their own but for me you’re just asking for problems.  You should be able to open this by clicking on the link below.  It’s not ve...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 8
  I’ve written on this before not so long ago.  What’s amazing to me is it just happened to me and being the fun loving guy I am I have decided I should past this on to all or my AR friends. Please feel free to pass this along to your friends.  Don’t you just love the fellowship we share on Easte...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 15
  OK don’t going getting bent out of shape it’s not what you think.  I know I’ve had it done to me on more than one occasion.  I in fact have done this to other people and still do so to this day.  As for myself I’ll do this until the day I die and might even leave a reminder after death just as ...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 11
  OK so I’ll ask how many friends do you have that knows you’re a good egg.  For me not so many but a vast amount of people know I’m a good egg that’s slightly cracked…  The rest of them know I’m a good egg that has one large crack and is beginning to spoil…   How many good eggs do you know that’...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 11
  OK save your time word does not recognize this word either.  Kind of a play on the word (word)…  Before we get started BTDT…  The question is like the title how many times I can tell you too many times to count.  Why just the other day while filling out a listing contract I did this.  Now you m...

By James Dray, Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results
(Fathom Realty)
Comments 9
  Ok I heard this one in church so my pastor is a funny guy.  As the story goes little Bill after Sunday school was being escorted into the sanctuary for services as he and the other young people were being led up to hear the pastor the teacher kept telling them to be quiet in church.   Finally a...

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