Dr. Karen  Lewis, Broker 954-2489149, No Compromise When it Comes to Our Clients! (K1 Realty Group)

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Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

When my secretary of 24 years at 49 came down with stage four lung cancer she decided wait a minute. I don't have to die. I don't want to RIP just quite yet. Yeah. Her words. "Cancer, YOU picked the wrong bitch." That was seven years ago, she did all the treatments ... chemo, radiation. She is a survivor and decided the fight with all your might to see her son graduate from high school, etc meant better stop crying. To get up to speed quickly. And collect your manure to dig in, hunker down to win the personal battle. Not funny, but real life approach to something deadly Dr. Karen Lewis, Broker 954-2489149 . Coronovirus, Listen Up. Not going to rob or stop life if you and I have anything to say about it. We do have measures to take for fortify and have to help those that don't to stay strong and alive. Robin on left at her mom's surprise birthday party.

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Apr 05, 2020 09:45 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy


We laugh every day, and nothing comes to mind immediately.  We have a cat who entertains us and he is worth several laughs a day.  We have a habit of cracking each other up daily.  A

Apr 05, 2020 10:29 AM
Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

Next time you see the guy that invented the zero...tell him thanks for nothing

Apr 05, 2020 10:24 AM
Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® e-Pro CRS RCS-D Vets
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
& Host of Postcards From Success Podcast

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Apr 05, 2020 01:02 PM
Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

OK there's a meme going around FB where Vincent Van Gogh can't attach his face mask (missing an ear) F! LOL

Apr 05, 2020 10:50 AM
John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA

Lots of clever and funny postings on Facebook.

Apr 05, 2020 10:37 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate

I can't.  I'm focused for the most part to limit my time on social media.  Using this time wisely in preparation for a much better tomorrow. 


Apr 05, 2020 09:44 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Remembering and/or telling jokes or funny stories has never been my forte and it's definitely not likely to start anytime soon. 

Stay happy.  Laughter is a good source of daily enjoyment/enrichment.  

Apr 05, 2020 09:44 AM
Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Realty Evolution - Topsfield, MA - Georgetown, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

All students have to repeat the school year.

Apr 05, 2020 10:58 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA

Since we can't go out any more, I told my wife that I was going to stop shaving.  She asked if I really understood the concept of social distancing.  I shave every day!

Apr 05, 2020 10:47 AM
Tony Lewis
Summit Real Estate Group - Valencia, CA
Summit Real Estate Group Valencia & Aliso Viejo

A lot of hygiene jokes.

Apr 05, 2020 06:51 PM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
A moving experience!

I heard one of my colleague's children call the Corona Virus... Boomer Remover.

Apr 05, 2020 03:08 PM
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

My only laughs have been the pictures of people ressing up to go shopping. Scuba masks, trash bags over the body and a guy in a hazmat suit.  

Apr 05, 2020 02:03 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

There's been all kinds of funny stuff on Facebook

Apr 05, 2020 01:39 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Nope. However, it has been reported that lawyers are receiving calls asking about divorce proceedings.

Apr 05, 2020 01:02 PM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The right Charlotte REALTOR!

Stay home & pick out your next home!  

Choose your house online

Apr 05, 2020 11:03 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

My son (Timmothy Timm) posts a cartoon he writes daily about two guinea pigs named Titus and Philemon on FB. I thought this one was time appropriate. 

Titus and Philemon by Timmothy Timm


Apr 05, 2020 06:16 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate Brokered by Real - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Apr 06, 2020 07:01 AM
Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ

A runner, by whose appearance was intending to run all day,  approached a cluster waiting for the light to change, and offered, "Excuse miasma."

Puzzled at the comment and assuming it a comment to assuage our 'social distance' concern, as some backed away, it was not until the curious connected the word to what was immediately experienced.  Miasma is an effective  method of social distancing if one can stand to be with themselves.

Miasma means a highly unpleasant or unhealthy smell or vapor.

It become funny after goggling and realizing he knew his condition..


Apr 06, 2020 01:28 PM
Mel Ahrens, MBA, Kelly Right Real Estate
Kelly Right Real Estate - Hood River, OR
Customized Choices for your Real Estate Needs

The funniest one I saw was an explanation for the shortage of toilet paper.

"Every time one person sneezes, 10 people poop their pants."

Apr 06, 2020 11:48 AM
Caroline Gerardo
Licensed in 20 states - Newport Beach, CA
C. G. Barbeau the Loan Lady nmls 324982

Apr 06, 2020 08:32 AM