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Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Cute! In the interest of keeping it short I've always liked this juvenile one:

What did the BIG rose say to the little one... hey bud.

Aug 16, 2019 11:26 AM
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
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Hahaha that reminds me of the 'is your refrigerator running joke' we used to tell as kids!  I'd better check to see if our little Barney has stashed a bike somewhere...lol

Aug 16, 2019 11:03 AM
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

good joke!!

 

my joke is: I made a big score at the casino last evening!!!  That's a real joke unfortunately!!!!!!

Aug 16, 2019 10:51 AM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

The joke is on me since I had no clue!

Aug 16, 2019 10:47 AM
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Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

To the man who invented the ZERO I just want to say: Thanks for nothing

Aug 16, 2019 11:40 AM
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Lynnea Miller
Bend Premier Real Estate - Bend, OR
Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon

Where do sharks go for vacation?  Finland!

Aug 16, 2019 11:37 AM
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
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Ha-ha-ha. Very cute and very apropos for today. Unfortunately, I never remember jokes and am a very bad joke teller. But I am very good at laughing at jokes.

Aug 16, 2019 11:31 AM
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
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HaHa! Now, that's cute, Dave. Happy National Joke Day!

How do you make Holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Aug 16, 2019 10:20 PM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

David,

Cute joke, we make it a point to laugh several times a day.  And having a pet helps out.  A

Aug 16, 2019 11:08 AM
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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ

Q. What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?

A. Oost Pffice

I knew you would figure it out.

Aug 16, 2019 11:06 AM
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Evelina Tsigelnitskaya
SIB Realty - Sunny Isles Beach, FL

So cute, thank you.

Aug 16, 2019 04:46 PM
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

I am a horrible joke teller but laughing is a good way to live.

Aug 16, 2019 03:25 PM
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

How does the homeowner's association tell time?
It checks the neighborhood watch.

Aug 16, 2019 01:07 PM
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Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Evolution - 447 Boston Street, Suite #5, Topsfield, MA - Topsfield, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

As kids we would telephone prank "Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Let him out!"

Aug 17, 2019 08:27 AM
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Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Who doesn't love a good joke.

Aug 17, 2019 06:28 AM
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Anthony Acosta - ALLATLANTAcondos.com
Harry Norman, REALTORS® - Atlanta, GA
Associate Broker

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats!

Aug 17, 2019 05:03 AM
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Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines.

Aug 16, 2019 06:02 PM
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

Good one.  Did tell a couple of jokes today.  Was told that I shouldn't go into standup comedy.  I said, no worries, I'm sitting down telling these anyways!

Aug 16, 2019 04:52 PM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
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Thanks for the joke.

Aug 16, 2019 02:23 PM
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John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA
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No joke comes to mind. I enjoyed reading others' contributions.

Aug 16, 2019 01:07 PM
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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

HAHAhahahahah

Aug 17, 2019 07:44 AM
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Karen Climer
Demetree School of Real Estate - Orlando, FL
Teaching people to pass the real estate exam

Last night I dreamt I was a muffler...now I'm exhausted.

Aug 17, 2019 07:21 AM
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Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

I really don't like Frog Legs - they taste like beer.

Beer?

Yes, they're way too hoppy!

Aug 17, 2019 04:26 AM
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Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

Badda Bing Badda Boom

Aug 17, 2019 04:10 AM
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

Yesterday was a very strange day.  First I find a hat full of money, and then all of a sudden this crazy man with a guitar started chasing me.

Aug 17, 2019 02:14 AM
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

That's pretty funny, Dave. I am not a very good joke teller - can't think of any to share at the moment.

Aug 16, 2019 06:22 PM
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Valeria Mola
SIB Realty - Miami, Sunny Isles Beach - Sunny Isles Beach, FL
305-607-0709 SIB Realty Condos for Sale and Rent

Cute one, thank you!

Aug 16, 2019 03:56 PM
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Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
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Every day is a #NationalTellAJokeDay...

Aug 16, 2019 03:31 PM
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Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

The best joke was a aldy who wanted me to provide a full service listing for Zero percent listing. Yes, work for free. Sorry no punch line, just a great story for a future blog

Aug 16, 2019 01:24 PM
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John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Dave Martin (703) 585-4687  Happy National Tell a Joke Day to all. 

Aug 16, 2019 08:42 PM
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Abby Stiller
TOP SELLING REALTY - Cape Coral, FL
SW Florida (239) 284-8637

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. 

Aug 18, 2019 06:31 PM
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Good one, love it.

 

Aug 23, 2019 09:36 AM
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