d'oh!

Personal favourite:  Two anntenae met on a roof, fell in love and decided to get married.  The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was fabulous!

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What did you expect for $10 -- lobster?" 😈

What starts with P and ends with E and has a million letters in it?

Post Office.

Get you holiday mail in early.

Very cute... I love to laugh at jokes. Unfortunately, 5 minutes later I can't remember one to tell one. (That means you can tell me the same joke lots of times and I'll always laugh hard.)

A young man walks toward a corner where an old man and a dog are waiting at the curb. The man asks...does your dog bite? The old man answered no he does not and the young man starts to pet the dog who growled, snapped and then bit the young man. The young man then says I thought you said your dog didn't bite. The old man standing there said...that's not my dog

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi bud.

that's funny.... but I gave it a big sigh, too......

Haha.   

I don't have any great(or not) jokes to share.  

Not fav, but I read it today: 

• Last week a Japanese rail company issued a statement apologising for a train leaving 20 seconds early.

My holiday appropriate joke: Why does Santa have a big sack?

Aswer: He only comes once a year.

A blind man was standing at a corner waiting for the light to change.  His seeing eye dog raises his leg and pees all over the mans leg.  The blind man reaches into his coat pocket and offer the dog a treat.  I just had to ask “the dog pees all over your leg and you offer him a treat”.  The man says 'I just want to find his head so I can kick his ass".

excellent.......thanks for sharing...

None come to mind, but not much of a joke teller!

i only know jokes i cant write here

:)

LOL...I guess it must be true if it is clearly.

Laughing! That took me a second!

Google "naughty elf on the shelf" images.  Hillarious.

Touche'!!  Unfortunately, I cannot remember many jokes and have absolutely no delivery. 

That's funny already shared it with two friends.

Thanks so much for the post enjoyed it and was nice having a short warm up! Its over now lol.. Happy MLK Day! 

Good One!!!!   I love Dorie Dillards IT jokes every Monday here in the rain.

LOL, well that was good.   I used to hear lots of jokes, not any more.

Thanks for sharing 

Alan May nailed this one!

Now I haven't heard that one before...

I don't remember them to reshare and have to write them done. I don't have any right her to share.

Never mind.

I love some of the jokes Joe Petrosky shares. His last one is a killer. Go to his AR page and check it out, it is one of his best.

Nathan,

It is too early for me...A

I am not a joke teller.

Yes, gift wrapped and all.

Thanks for the chuckle Nathan.