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- Squatters in underwear.
- Devil worshiping dirt pit inside house.
- Alligator pit with gator in living room.
- Black panther in cage.
- Naked man sprawled on bed...yes, he cussed at me.
- Red house, red walls, red carpet, red appliances, all red clothes in the closets...occupants were 5 females with long black hair.
- Pool guy having sex with an unknown female in the bedroom...still today I don't think they realized we were even there.
Eve
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Kasey & John Boles
Boise, ID
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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Barbara Todaro
Franklin, MA
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Kathleen Daniels, Prob...
San Jose, CA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Kat Palmiotti
Kalispell, MT
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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John Slocum
Vancouver, WA
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Kathryn Acciari
Shrewsbury, MA
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Maria Sapio
Carlisle, PA
1,875,618
Naked man sleeping on the floor face up (full frontal ) in cowboy boots.
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Maria Sapio
Carlisle, PA
4,273,331
Mother of Owner having sex with her much younger man friend in vacant house and they wouldn't stop. Called owner who told us to work around them. Inspection failed...
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Maria Sapio
Carlisle, PA
1,643,207
A reasonable seller
- Squatters
- An owl
- a Bat-the flying kind
- And argument between husband and wife written out in sharpie all over the walls (divorce).
- A naked lady fresh out of the shower
- Mirror over bed
- a voyeur's closet with double mirror and camera equipment facing the bed-no lie that was in Chula Vista.
- Frank Sinatra's pool table!
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Kasey & John Boles
Boise, ID
809,308
I live in Idaho so mounted animals and skins aren't that uncommon, but I showed a house once that was a stuffed giraffe neck & head sitting on the ground reaching to the ceiling. An agent in my company showed a house where the owners had a live alligator as a pet that was in the basement, uncaged.
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Maria Sapio
Carlisle, PA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
2,874,392
I dont remember but I can tell you that my eyebrows have gone up more than once...
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Richard Alan Naggar
Riverside, CA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
921,504
Listing agent advises he was unable to contact seller, so just go and knock before entering using lockbox.
As usual, Sasquatch rings the bell, pounds on the door then enters shouting,
"Remax, anyone home. REMAX!
Sasquatch always enters first and rushes through turning on lights and opening the latches on doors.
In 15 seconds Sasquatch returns to the foyer whispering, "We're done here."
In the car he dials 911 to report a deceased person.
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J.R. Schloemer
Louisville, KY
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
8,243,631
A dead cat in the basement.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
1,618,024
toilet set up in the garage
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
3,986,529
Naked people
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
693,405
Let's see - Cases and cases of hard liquor stored in clothes closets, under kids beds; and in every other nook and cranny (waiting for Prohibition 2.0 maybe?)
- A crimson red heart-shaped bath tub with 1980's red carpeting and other topical "stuff" in room;
- a large 100 year old house that felt like it was haunted; and the photos we took were loaded with Orbs of all sizes!
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
685,002
So much moisture in the house that there were MUSHROOMS growing on the Living Room Walls!
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
5,774,106
Spider webs in the grand piano, and every place a spider could spin a web. This was a large property that was worth several million dollars. The owners like the spider webs felt they were very useful...LOL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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John Slocum
Vancouver, WA
2,231,519
Dirty home, empty bottles of beer everywhere, ashtrays over flowing, dirty cloth inside the bath tub, filthy kitchen, beds unmade and horrible smell inside the home.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
2,618,241
These answers were GREAT reading! My list pales in comparison:
Human feces and urine all over the floor.
Ice on the inside of a wall - they had water issues obviously, no heat in the house and it was freezing out.
Graffiti all over the inside of a house.
A dead squirrel inside a house.
A tank of live snakes in the attic.
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
5,395,513
Three huge dogs behind closed doors baring their teeth at me when I opened the door... we were not warned about dogs being on the property when appointment was made. (Shut that door awfully quick!) This was a tenant who obviously did not want to move. But reading some of the responses here, this seems tame by comparison!
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
4,322,295
Kasey & John Boles and the team at Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - a snake in the yard - of a vacant home!
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
602,081
I don't have anything that compares to some of these stories!
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
5,205,714
I think Mike & Eve Alexander have us all beat, at least me. I've seen some pretty graphic pornography on the walls of a multi-unit homes, but if that's the worst I'm lucky
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
6,773,363
3,988,144
A homeless man sleeping on the floor that didn't move. I thought he was dead and had to nudge him with my foot. He began to stir and I backed out of the room telling him he needed to leave and I would wait outside until he did.
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
1,658,108
I doubt anyone can beat Mike & Eve Alexander answer....:) Wow, my RE life seems quite nice comparing to FL's Realtors.
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
2,718,913
Teddy bear collection - hundreds and hundreds of them, stacked to the ceiling in every room of the house.
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
530,304
564,544
Read No Further - Mike & Eve Alexander Win the Gold Star for Today !!
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Kathryn Acciari
Shrewsbury, MA
1,045,965
I would have to say another agent... in bed with her "client" would have to be about as crazy as came to my mind.
6,058,294
A boa constrictor snake in the master bath tub. Naked people coming out of the shower, or in bed.
5,356,693
One time we walked in and found a teenage daughter entertaining her boyfriend in her mom's bed having skipped school that day :).
2,234,865
I think Mike & Eve Alexander have the best answer. I haven't seen anything nearly as exciting as they have.
5,293,200
3,693,966
5,585,039
2,365,993
This is all very entertaining. Fortunately, I had a very G-rated career.
3,448,581
A "porn" room and many really dirty cluttered homes. A naked man coming down the hall putting on his pants.
After reading some comments here .. I've been fortunate.
5,565,078
Jacuzzi next to the circular bed on a raised platform in the master bedroom!
1,014,838
My husband playing dog whisperer - we were showing a home that had a Rottweiller in a fenced area and would not stop barking and growling.
My husband walked over no clue what he said, and the dog sat down and started licking his hand through the fence LOL.
We finished our tour without my husband LOL
3,074,716
4,434,277
5,561,835
WOW, I thought sleeping teenagers and squatters were 'crazy' but, you got some doozies for answers! They make showing homes in Charlotte, NC seem quite tame Kasey & John Boles and the team at Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC!