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A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day a...
03/25/2007
Things Adults Learn From Kids:1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. 4 If you hook a dog leash over a c...
03/24/2007
The AOL Car 1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. 2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player. 3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. 4. The windshield would have a...
03/24/2007
1. Remove the jug from the water cooler and drink from it periodically, bragging that you 'got the last one.' 2. Photocopy things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say 'You never can be too careful.'3. Turn your radio up full blast and ...
03/24/2007
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mi...
03/24/2007
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When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully. When there is darkness,dare to be the first to shine a light. When there is injustice, dare to be the first to condemn it. When something seems difficult, dare to do it anyway. When life seems to beat you down, dare to fight back. When there seems ...
03/24/2007
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There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go fo...
03/24/2007
Everyone's life is a picture,Painted by only one person,Life itself.The picture shows everything you're doing,And everything you have done.But sometimes, Life gets tired.And doesn't want to paint a picture.So, Life sends problems to stop you,If you give up, your picture is finished.If you keep go...
03/24/2007
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People that are nice, fun, and also respectful of other people. People that are so caring,not hateful or mean in anyway.People that are skaters, acrobats, and rockers.Preps, jocks, and those people. The ones that don't know you as well as they think they do. Remember you don't want to be one of t...
03/24/2007
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Run with fear of things that have happened and things to come. You fear coming home. As your heart skips a beat. You run faster then you ever have before. Fear consumes you. You stop... But you haven't stopped breathing. You step up to fear and find u can overcome it. With fear gone strength back...
03/24/2007
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