A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called the lawyer up."Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $400,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to g
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02/01/2009
I found this to be quite humorous: A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a
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02/01/2009
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how g
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02/01/2009
I don't know if it is just the media always broadcasting the most horrible events these days, but it seems like we live in a very different time. I know that everyone in generations past has thought this, but I think that this day and age may be unusually wicked. I recently took an NRA course on
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02/01/2009
Happy New Years Day to all of my fellow Active Rain Bloggers. I do appreciate all of you and I wish great success you in 2009. I wanted to take the opportunity to share a service with you that is text messaging based. Did you know that over 28.8 billion text messages were sent in June of 2007? Wh
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02/01/2009
And yet another unbelievably busy week for me. Many of my Real Estate deals are lest than a month out and I am thankful to have deals to talk about, it is important to have income coming in the meantime. I have had to tap into some of my previous career experience and tie in my current sales expe
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02/01/2009
Today was a pretty good day, all except for my buyer deciding that they wanted out of their contract. They had already paid for an inspection and the appraisal was completed. I will not go into great detail as to why they decided to cancel except to say that it will probably involve a counselor o
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01/27/2009
I got a nice chuckle out of this one. One Sunday afternoon a couple sees an ad in the paper. They can't believe their eyes. There is a house in the paper for $1000 that is in the nicest part of town. We are talking about a Highland Park mansion for $1000. They think this has to be a misprint, but
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01/26/2009
I hope that everyone is doing well. The last couple of weeks have turned out to be pretty amazing. This is a nice change considering it has been a really difficult 6+ months where it seemed like every deal was falling through. Perseverance is key in this business and I really believe that those o
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01/26/2009
Good Morning and I wish you all a superb week. Hopefully Sunday is not an indicator of what my week is going to be like, if it is I have big problems. Here is what happened, I have a buyer who knows exactly what she is looking for and will send me 1 listing at a time that she would like me to sho
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01/25/2009