Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

The Gold Urinal Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished...

   A man asked a waiter to take a  bottle of Merlot to an unusually  attractive women  sitting alone at a table in a cozy restaurant.   The waiter took the Merlot to  the woman and said, "this is from the  gentleman who is seated over  there".   She stared at the wine cooly  for a few seconds, no...

  A 5-Year-Old's First Job -- You'll Love It!         Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time...  5-Year-Old's Firs...

                            1. The sport of choice for the urban poor isBASKETBALL..                            2. The sport of choice for maintenance levelemployees is BOWLING.                            3. The sport of choice for front-lineworkers is FOOTBALL.                            4. The ...

    Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound and didn't leave the house for 5 years. It is now believed he called the Navy Seals himself.

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he sawtwo men along the road-side eating grass.Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?""We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied."We have to eat grass."...

Applying for a residency opening, my father in law failed a Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"     "F***ing' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.  

LIFE AFTER DEATH"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front ofa broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell andthe owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retrieversittin...

 THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR...   There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.  I opened it to find a well-dressed man standing there who said:  "Hello sir, I am a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down."   I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you w...