Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

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ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:  "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.. A few mom...
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.  One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses...She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."She starts up the stairs and...
      Good ol boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Paw Paw as he started to drive his boat away from the Potomac river. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishinglicense, please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of themth...
 A woman from New York was driving through a remote area in partof Arizona when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to the nearbytown. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Ind...
  Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the flight attendants with good-looking female strippers! What the heck!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere...
  A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to k...
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.  
A LAWYER WITH A BRIEFCASE CAN STEAL MORE THAN A THOUSAND MEN WITH GUNS.The Lawyers' Party, By Bruce Walker The Democratic Party has become the Lawyers Party.Barack Obama is a lawyer. Michelle Obama is a lawyer. Hillary Clinton is a lawyer. Bill Clinton is a lawyer. John Edwards is a lawyer. Eliza...
I took my wife to this disco, kinda dance club, last weekend. There was a guy there, out on the dance floor, giving it large. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips . . you name it . . you know . ."the works". My wife says to me, "That guy proposed to me 25 years ago and I turned him down....
A Tough-Guy Legend... On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinoisbikers were riding west on I-74 whenthey saw a girl about to jump off aPeoria bridge, so they stopped.     The leader, George,a big burly man of53, gets off his bike, walks through thegawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,"What are ...

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