Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

Real Estate Broker/Owner - Peters Realty - SB065509
 A Golf Joke...         A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pocketsfull of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."The blond...
Getting Permission to Play GolfFour married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the first mansaid, "you have no idea what I had to go through to get to come outgolfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint everyroom in the house next weekend."The second guy said "That'...
  LIVING WILL FORMI, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota a...
  Last week our grandchildren were visiting and we took them to a restaurant.My six year old grandson asked if he could say grace.As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Pop gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty a...
68 AND PREGNANT   A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the probl...
     .. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS ...'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?''It was a place called 'at home,'' I...
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy g...
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to tryanother career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided tobecome a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up forevening classes, attended diligently, and ...
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.The SECOND sees his family doctor a...

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