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To get you in the Christmas mood.... A ROMANTIC CHRISTMAS STORY I guess I'm just a softie----these romantic stories always get to me. A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her...
Morning SexShe was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I t...
An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.  The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he'...
    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio , a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: " Patrick Henry , 1775," he said.   "Very good! -- Who...
A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts...
President B.H.O. Has recently appointed a Golf Czar. Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective January, 20 2013. This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2716 pages) is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes: Golfers with handicaps: - Below 1...
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Bruce's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Bruce's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to f...
    An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the gro...
 Obama not the danger to America: Long but well worth it......  Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way that you can quickly understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic. Someone over there has it figured out. It was translated into English from an article in the Pra...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plasticgarbage bags behind her.One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20bills falling out of that bag.""Oh, real...

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