Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

      The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in  New York City  , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of theproducts...

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about y...

  Merry Local Government Christmas! All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment mus...

Are you smart enough to answer this question?                     Natural born citizen         This just might make your day a little brighter!!                 You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.                 In a Purdue University classroom, ...

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent! We just got a job opening from ...

  SEX AFTER DEATHA couple made a deal that whoever died first would comeback and inform the other if there is sex after death.Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.True to his word, he made the first contact:"Marion...

You and I go back quite a bit and yet, I'm more attracted to you every year. It took me some time to get used to you but now I can appreciate all that you are. In my darkest moments you've given me comfort. When I felt great joy, we celebrated together. You've given me such depth of feelings insp...

    A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.She used her cell phone to call her husband because she wa...

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going...

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinne...