Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.  "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I ca...

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room.   I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.   She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it.   She looks at me, and says, "I j...

The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service Agent offered $30.00. Interesting how the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired? 

  A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play  date.' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?''Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.  'It's not polite.''OK',  the little girl says,'How much do you  weigh?''Now really,' the m...

     A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,         'Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots,But they only know to say one thing''What do they say?'         the priest asked.They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to         have some fun?''That's obscene!' the priest excla...

    As you open your pocketbooks for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind:The American Red Cross President and CEO Marsha J. Evans' salary for the year was $951,957 plus expenses. The United Way President Brian Gallagher receives a $675,000 base salary alongwith numerous ex...

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by afamous artist. She told the artist, 'Paint me withdiamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets anda ruby pendant.''But you are not wearing any ofthose things.''I know,' said Mrs. Johnson.'My health is not good and my husband is hav...

There were two nunsOne of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder wh...

                                                        John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.      He kept records, and any rooster not performing  went into the soup pot and was replaced. Thi...

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight Beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down Several rocky hills, stood in a patch of...