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Mortgage and Lending - Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - NMLS # 6869
“Maybe 3-2-1?” On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticke...
“Investment Property Market Very Strong” Good morning this is the property that I was talking to you about it Asking price is 380,000 however, it is worth more than they asking. They are now asking for the highest offer  and we will be 440,000. The property has two 1 bedroom apartments and it can...
“Renting for 30 Years, Time to Buy?” Mr. Petrowsky,A couple of years ago you did a mortgage for our daughter and son-in-law and ever since then, they have been on us about buying a home instead of renting. My husband and I have rented for nearly 30 years, so I don’t see how buying a home at this ...
“If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable” An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a...
“Buying Property OFF the Grid” Hi JoeOriginally I was looking for a construction mortgage to build on my own lot in East Lyme. However I sold a lot last spring and now I'm thinking of buying something in New Hampshire and I know you doing mortgages throughout NE.I've been looking at some options ...
“Delighted She Could Find My Email” Good morning Joe,I’m glad I save all my old emails!  This made it easier to find you again. I Hope all is well with you and your family.Dave and I are currently having a financial advisor review all of our retirement accounts etc. as we aren’t getting any young...
“Love this kind of Final Exam” A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam."I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school afte...
“Construction Lending, I Speak the Language” I was referred to you by a lender that you use for construction loans. They told me they have worked with you for years and you know your stuff.My wife and I own a lot, with clear title,  at Groton Long Point, Connecticut 06340. We paid $335,000 for th...
“Bad Things Happen to Good People” Greetings Joe,We had worked with you years ago regarding our first mortgage.  You guys were outstanding.  We wanted to reach back out to you per the advice of our mortgage consultant.  We have home improvements that we would like to do and think a home equity li...
“New Way to Look at Pest Control” A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. ‘Quick,” said the woman to the lover, “Into the closet!” and she pushed him ...

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