Joe Petrowsky's Blog

“True Love for Sure” In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."Visibly shaken, Jenn stared at the...

“Hell NO, that is Fraud!” Hi Joe, I have a question for you. I mortgage guy called me about doing some work for him and during the conversation I let him know that I was working with you to get financed for a three family. I was complaining that I didn’t quite have enough money to put 15% down. H...

“Yes, I Can Do Your Florida Mortgage” Mr. Petrowsky, I have decided not to accept the position that was offered to me in Connecticut and have decided to accept a position that would take us to Florida. As you know, the Realtor Danbury referred us to you and certainly enjoyed our interaction. Woul...

“Just Prospective” A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, “'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”The ...

“Real Estate Investor Clubs” Mr. PetrowskyYour name was given to me by one of the members in my real estate investor club. She indicated that you have done a number of mortgages for her, I believe she said 8 of them so far. She told me that she rents these properties through VRBO and AirBnB. She ...

“Warmer Weather Brings More Construction Mortgages” Hi joe, it was great to talk to you as well. We are getting everything together so I can bring it on into you, thank you for everything you told me over the phone. We will have the prints done and finalized by the 27th of this month. If it is po...

“A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife...”“Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you thr...

“Being a Trusted Referral Source” Hey Joe, I wanted to thank you for referrals you sent me, especially the one for the insurance agent. If you remember you mentioned you thought I was paying too much for my homeowners insurance. I had no clue how much was too much, turns out I was paying twice as...

“Interest Rates” Certainly, an important topic these days, but before I share my thoughts, please indulge me. Many years ago, I used to write a weekly article once a week in two papers in Eastern Connecticut and this article was titled, “Interest Rates”. Mortgage interest rates at the time were 1...

“Asset Reduction Mortgage Will Work” Mr. Petrowsky, Your name was given to me by a friend you did a mortgage for a number of years ago and he speaks very highly of you. I recently moved here from the state of Washington. My situation is that I have a lot of assets, but no job and most likely will...