1. I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish for them to have sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic... with frequent sneezes. 2. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that it cleans the toilet when I pee. 3. Sorry I'm late I got here as soon as I wanted
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11/28/2022
Psalm 118 Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good! His faithful love endures forever. Psalm 69:30 I will praise God’s name in song and glorify him with thanksgiving.Psalm 7:17 I will give thanks to the Lord because of his righteousness; I will sing the praises of the name of the Lord Most High.Ps
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11/24/2022
I genuinely want to be a nice person, but everyone is just so stupid. Be careful when you blindly follow the masses.. sometimes the 'M' is silent. Do you think it's bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people who were home-schooled by day drinkers. Our phones fall, and we panic. Our
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11/16/2022
One of our personal deficiencies is to play blind to evil. The course of least resistance is to close our eyes to wickedness. It is less disturbing to see no danger. The first step in the reformation of a situation is the recognition of evil for what it is; the second step is for it to become an
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11/13/2022
We all make mistakes, but the wise among us are less apt to make them the second time.Though we are human enough to err, one hope for us is our being divine enough to regret it; which means we still have a chance.In spite of all mankind's mistakes, messes, and mishaps, one thing we have in our f
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11/10/2022
The average man or woman laughs about 4 times a day, the average child laughs about 125 times day.... time to lighten up.... You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. — Michael PritchardAlways laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - ByronYour body c
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11/07/2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. I swear if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party!I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.I'll call it a smartphone the day I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells "Down here in the couch cushions!"The fact that jellyfish
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11/02/2022
