You've worked hard to learn what you can about SEO and PPC, and you even understand these jokes: Question: What do you call two twins who are happy?Answer: Duplicate Content Question: What does a Chiropractor fix?Answer: Back Links You've worked hard to learn what you can about SEO and PPC, a
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07/27/2012
There's an anonymous old joke that photographers like. "If you saw a man drowning and could either save him or photograph the event ... what kind of film would you use?" There's an anonymous old joke that photographers like. "If you saw a man drowning and could either save him or photograph the
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07/13/2012
Remember the very famous Muhammad Ali speech where he says "I am the greatest..."? He was announcing this, bragging, whatever you want to call it. However, if you wanted to challenge him in person on that statement related to boxing, I'm sure that he could make it painfully obvious for you that
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07/02/2012
A recent government survey that cost $4 billion to conduct found that 3/4 of the people in the U.S. make up 75% of the total population. A recent government survey that cost $4 billion to conduct found that 3/4 of the people in the U.S. make up 75% of the total population. Let's forget for the mo
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06/20/2012
A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to a young sales rep, “I want to sell my house you son of a b…..” A little astonished the agent replies, “I beg your pardon sir, I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it. I said I want to sell my bloody house!”
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06/11/2012
There are only two people in the world who really know how Google's search algorithms work ... I'm not one of them, and those two don't agree. That's from a website full of SEO guru jokes, most just adapted from attorney jokes. I want to make it clear that I do not consult on SEO or SEM anymore
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05/28/2012
OK, if all you care about are listings, and you only buy print advertising because your listing clients mistakenly think it's effective, then you may want to skip the rest of this post. But, if you like to work with buyers as well as sellers, and you want to find them when they're ready to buy,
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05/22/2012
Via Jim Kimmons (RealtySoft.com Chief Evangelist): Now I know why so many real estate professionals don't like the number or quality of leads they get from their websites. NAR's annual Member Profile was just released for 2012. Let's take a look at some of the revelations in this member profile
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05/16/2012
Google does April Fools jokes every year, and in 2007 the joke was a rollout of the new feature "Gmail Paper." But, we can't just laugh with Google, we need to work with it too. Google does April Fools jokes every year, and in 2007 the joke was a rollout of the new feature "Gmail Paper." But, w
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05/08/2012
An Internet marketer trying to enter Heaven hears a booming voice ask "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN YOUR LIFE?" The marketer answers "Didn't you read my Tweets?" An Internet marketer trying to enter Heaven hears a booming voice ask "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN YOUR LIFE?" The marketer answers "Didn't you read
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05/01/2012