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On March 16th, 2021 I officially became an Enrolled Agent. I am pretty excited about this as I can now add tax resolution to the services I offer.  I have gotten asked many times what an Enrolled Agent is.  The Enrolled Agent Designation is the highest credential issued by the IRS. Enrolled Agent...

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?She wanted to lay it on the lineWhy did the chicken cross the basketball court?He heard the referee calling fowlsWhy did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slideWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull?Just the pit bull

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.He immediately phoned th...

A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot.The genius says: “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours I will give you $5,000.”The idiot says: “Okay!”The genius then asks: “How many...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interview...

Wrong email address:A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his...

"Will I Live To 80?" - I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him," Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco o...

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginni...

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight...

Will’s experience at the airport:After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained profess...