CANDACE STEVENS's (numbercruncherllc) Blog

The IRS announced on March 31, 2021, the agency will recalculate unemployment benefits.  For those taxpayers who already have filed and figured their tax based on the full amount of unemployment compensation, the IRS will determine the correct taxable amount of unemployment compensation and tax. ...

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with ...

Trying to control her frizzy and dry hair, Kay treated her scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor than that her hair obviously needed it, she washed her hair several times with strong soap.That night when Kay went to bed, she leaned over to her husband an...

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest! Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd but finds no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind."A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the ...

Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy.“Isn't there a movie about that?” she asked.I told her there was, but I couldn't think of the name.Then it came to her, “Oh, I remember! Isn't it something like ...

Things you don't want to hear from tech support...'Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?''...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it.''So... what are you wearing?''Duuuuuude! Bummer!''Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.''We can fix th...

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."The Texan lady commented, "Well...

The Top 10 Things People Think About While Singing a Hymn: The pot roast. What does the pastor wear under his robes? Will the person behind me ever hit the right note? Ninety minutes till kickoff. Did I turn off the curling iron? The likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the hea...

I mention tax resolution often, but not everyone knows what that means.  Tax Resolution is basically helping taxpayers with their IRS problems.  Tax Resolution can be called different names such as:   IRS representation Tax Relief Tax Problem Recovery Tax Controversy IRS Help Tax Debt Help To nam...

Vicar: When you get to my age, you'll spend a lot more time thinking about the hereafter. Parishioner: Why do you say that? Vicar: Well, I often find myself going into a room and thinking, what did I come in here after?