LAUGH OF THE DAY: Small Pears... A man traveling through the mountains stopped at a fruit stand and bought some pears. When he mentioned they were really small, the farmer replied, “Yes.” The man took a bite of one of the pears and exclaimed, “Wow, these don't taste too good either.” “That’s righ
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09/03/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Paying Back the IRS... A man can not sleep at night, knowing that he did not pay his income taxes. So, he writes the IRS a note and encloses a check for $200. The note says, "I am very sad with myself, knowing that I have cheated you out of money, so I have enclosed a check for
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08/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Weapon of Choice... Tommy came home from school and he had obviously been in a fight. He was all scraped and bloodied up and his father came to ask him what happened. "Dad, I challenged Frank to a fight and gave him a choice fo weapons." His Dad responds, "Yes... and?" Tommy loo
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08/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Whatever the Pilot is Drinking... Aboard a flight heading from DC to London, the plane runs into extreme turbulence. To calm the passengers, the flight attendants begin coming around with free beverages. The attendant asks a gentleman, "Would you like anything? A Coke?" With a n
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08/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Sending Things Elsewhere... A man walks up to the Spirit Airlines bag-check counter at BWI. "I would like this bag to go to China, this bag to Ireland, and this bag to Dallas," said the man. The attendant immediately responds, "Sir, we can not do that." The man instantly respond
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08/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A False Description... A wife went to the police with her neighbor to claim that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a detailed description. The disgruntled wife went on to describe the missing husband as 35 years old, 6 foot 6, dark eyes, beautiful wavy hair, an at
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08/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Bringing Statues to Life... A graduate student developed a very unique formula to bring statues to life. He went to a local park on a weekday to try it out on a statue of George Washington. After a few minutes, President Washington began to move and soon was completely in human
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08/19/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Cop Waiting All Day... A man buys a brand new Porsche, hits the road, and reaches 90 MPH in no time. After traveling a few miles, a cop pulls out behind him and turns on his siren. The man pulls over and the officer writes up a ticket. The officer comes up to the man in the Po
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08/19/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Being Quiet In Church... A Sunday School teacher asked her students as they were on the way from the sanctuary to the school room, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in the church on Sunday?" Dumbfounded, the kids sat in silence. And then finally one little girl said what the
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08/19/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: You're Going To Live! A patient, suffering from a rare disease looks at his doctor and asks bluntly, "Doc, what are the chances that I'll live?"The doctor turns and looks at the patient confidently. The doctor then says," One hundred percent. Medical research shows that 9 out of
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08/19/2011
