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Hope you have a fun day!A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. W...
03/24/2008
Hope you like this one!A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been >> asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his >> Friends . We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity >> for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you >> please pack eno...
03/07/2008
Please take the time to read and reflect on these stories!Mark www.markalkaseltzer.comOut of envy, I think our "friends" abroad sometimes lose their objectivity about how much good this country has done for them and the rest of the world. We, on the other hand, could be a lot craftier about how w...
02/28/2008
                      Letter I sent to Secretary Jackson, Director of HUD. Hello: I am a Real Estate Agent outside of St. Louis MO. I have been in the industry for over 20 years in various capacities. I am writing to you in regards to Down Payment Assistance Programs. If we really want to do some...
02/26/2008
Watch out the this identity scam that they are now using. It seems once a week or so I get an email regarding these losers tricks! Remember, Never EVER give your info to anyone, no matter what. If they are persistant or sound imtimidating, tell them to send proof or even to "take me to court" and...
02/25/2008
I have access to a multitude of down payment assistance programs. If you are looking to buy in St. Peters or any where in the St. louis metro area, I have down payment programs for you! I even have funds available at the national level up to 5% of the property purchase price. If buying at the loc...
02/24/2008
Wow, how pitiful that agents would take the time to cut copy and paste OTHER agents listings so it appears that they are their own listings. If this trend continues than I feel that this site will lose it's integrity. If these parties would channel their time in other areas, maybe they could GET ...
02/19/2008
When searching for Real Estate in St. Peters Mo. you need to visit my website. I call it my Real Estate Search and Information page. Not only can you search for property throughout the St. Charles County area, but the entire Metro St. Louis area. I call it my Real Estate Information page because ...
02/18/2008
Thought you might like this one... BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR !!! *IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY .... * Tenth floor of a hi-rise building....* *AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... * *You open the door.... ** NOW, REMEMBER,* *THE FLOOR IS JUST * A PAINTED FLOOR !** KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY......
02/17/2008
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I am sick of the doom and gloom the media portrays in the industry. These idiots that write this stuff are absolute morons! I swear, if a media person doesn't have something negative to write about, then they are lost! In the Post-Dispatch today, they write, "the market is down" and on and on. He...
02/16/2008
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