Mark Seltzer's (markalkaseltzer) Blog

Real Estate Agent - retired
Here is a good one for ya... Have a fun day !!!   Mark A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program her...
Hello! Just wanted to let everyone know that downpayment assistance is back, of course there are a FEW rules that one must play by to qualify... The government is giving first time homebuyers a true credit of up to $8000.00 on their home purchase. To Qualify, you MUST be a first time home buyer (...
Hello! If you have equity in your home and want to tap into it, NOW is the time to do so. With rates under 6% and with the availability I suggest you do your cash out re-fi now. You never know if the terms will change and there are no more cash out refi's so do it now! Maybe you want to do a HUGE...
Read on ol' faithful one... Kids today got it made!!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tearswith their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walkingtwenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill; BOTH waysyadda, yadda, yaddaAnd I reme...
Here ya go... Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars , but check when y...
Hello to all! I friend sent this to me the other day... I usally wait until the morning to open his e-mails since they are ALWAYS funny. This one was titled LOL in the subject area so I opened it and started to read. This one was labled appropriatly!!!!!!!!  Have a great day and GO GET 'EM       ...
Hello to all! As you know I search far and wide to find the "cutting edge" information that Real Estate Agents need. Armed with the knowledge you gain from you know that you will be well prepared to face the challenges that await you, day in and day out! Maybe it is my ( now w...
Hello to all! As many of you know I search far and wide to get the information you need and deserve!! Well, actually I post jokes and stuff because we all need some humor now and then. Last post was about what we need to now to manage things... Now it is some cool stuff relating to our faithful c...
Hope you enjoy my online management course. Please mail all course related fees to office address. Have a AWESOME day!!    Mark Subject: 3 minute management lesson Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wrap...
Remember, this is a JOKE... DO NOT REALLY TRY IT !!!!!!!!!Man's best friend... A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!? Have a FU...

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