Larry B Gray

 A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked."I reckon so," replied the farmer.The car was immediately swallowed by th...

   Baby Boomers - Then and NowThen: Long hair. Now: Longing for hair.* Then: Keg Now: EKG.* Then: Acid rock Now: Acid reflux.* Then: Moving to California because it's cool. Now: Moving to California because it's warm.* Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents. Now: Watching J...

  A Couple of Groaners     Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone himself. However, his clone was very obnoxious and lewd, while the scientist was well received and respected. Finally fed up with his experiment gone wrong, he threw his clone off the roof of the laboratory; killing the clone....

  A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?""It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' t...

  Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs 10. Big tax write-off. 9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks? 8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled. 7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens. 6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose. 5. Pressure from the E...

  Easter Bunny Jokes Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket? A. Two points just like everybody! Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg? A. Because it was a little chicken. Q. What do you call a dumb bunny? A. A hare brain. Q...

  Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to. tell him what Easter represented.. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast. and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, ...

  More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly lines. One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nu...

  Joe, the CEO's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The CEO had depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from sending memos to wardrobe decisions.In addition, Joe had been his closest friend. So, it was understandable that the CEO didn't take kindly to the droves of ambitiou...

  A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife rep...