Larry B Gray

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2016 

   You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts!    ........................................
01/30/2016
  Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean, and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's n...
01/29/2016
  Variations on Murphy's LawThe Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The Law of Self Sacrifice When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. The Law of Volunteering If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. The Law of Motiv...
01/28/2016
  Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allow...
01/27/2016
  The Mind The mind is an amazing thing. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in; the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit p...
01/26/2016
  Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, Jane kept hinting to Dick, her husband, that he needed to get it fixed, but somehow the message wasn't sinking in. She finally thought of a clever way to make the point. When Dick arrived home that day, he found her seated in the ta...
01/25/2016
   Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Donald Trump: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. * Colonel Sanders: I missed one? * L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. * Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chick...
01/24/2016
  There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paintto make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on...
01/23/2016
  As the crowded airliner is about to take off, a five-year-old boy picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum and shatter the peace on board the aircraft. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seat...
01/22/2016
  Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across. The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown haired man and he swims across. The second man prays to God to make him even smart...
01/21/2016