Larry B Gray

  The Fisherman One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishingpole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came wa...

  Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of th...

  A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and t...

  The Twelve Days of Thankgiving On the First Day..... We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings. On the Second Day..... We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, slushy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls. On the Third Day..... We praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies. On...

  A Corporate Lesson A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox app...

  Exercise My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where she is! I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what...

  A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked. The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky. "You mean," asked the motorist, "that...

  Q: What do you call a duck that steals? A: A Robber Duck.   Question: What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll? Answer: "People keep on ripping me off!"   Q: What says "Eoo?" A: A cow with no lips.   A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Hel...

  Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.   A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.   Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business.   Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday ...

  A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are ...