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2014 

  Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,The colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle? Dear God...
08/29/2014
Most folks believe that Ben Franklin discovered electricity with his famous kite experiment. Actually, a women made that discovery possible. The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear. She told him to go fly a ki...
08/29/2014
  A thief was taking red paint and he was running fast. "Can't spill the paint. " He said as he ran. But he tripped over a rock. "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOO I SPILED THE PAINT ON MY HANDS!" And the law got him. "Talk about getting caught red handed!," The police man joked.     ------- -------- -----...
08/26/2014
  You Might Be A Redneck   1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the hou...
08/26/2014
After losing another tooth, young-old Timmy became more curious about the mysterious tooth fairy. Finally putting two and two together, he came right out and asked his mother, “Mom, are you the tooth fairy?”Assuming he was old enough to hear the truth, she replied, “Yes Timmy, I am.”Timmy seemed...
08/24/2014
  Once there were four business men. They were sitting on a bench in a hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies. A nurse comes over and says to the first businessman, "Congratulations! Your wife had 1 baby." The man says, "What a coincidence! I'm the president of And1!" The n...
08/23/2014
Two kindergarten kids are talking while having a lunch break. Girl: What is the capital of America? Boy: Washington D. C. Girl: No! "A" is the capital of America. You already forgot our lesson: capitalize proper nouns!     ----------------------------------------------------------   While on a t...
08/23/2014
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”The following Sunday, ...
08/22/2014
  John had a pet parrot for a number of years but the parrot always uses rotten words when guests come over. Fed up, John gets really mad and throws the parrot in the freezer to shut him up. After a little bit, he hears the parrot kicking and screeching but then he stops. John thought that somet...
08/20/2014
  There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted. The little boy, for one odd reason or another, chose a pink golf bal...
08/19/2014
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