A Realtor Where Southern Hospitality is On The House

I go around and around with myself on this issue.  I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that my fifteen year old son has a MYSpace page and I'm not a friend!  He has email addresses that I don't know about too.  So, what did I do?  I locked him out of the home computer altogether.  Bu...

This is Hilarious, thanks Mary!A Girls Night Out After Marriage    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'  Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I he...

Hey guys, help out in the kitchen.  Do some of the dicing and slicing, it's hard work especially if your wife has been on her feet all that time.  Men's need to carve turkeys always amuses me.  Did you ever notice that men can lounge all day in front of the television doing nothing to help with d...

THE JOB - URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They  deserve a HUGE paton the back!) "I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST  FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%. Like a lot of  folks in this state, I have a job.  I work, they pay me. I pay mytaxes and the  government distributes my taxes as...

Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! Martha's Way*To keep potatoes from ...

You might be a redneck if you chip a tooth opening a beer bottle.You might be a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find a car.You might be a redneck if your dog farts and you claim it.You might be a redneck if you have h...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and renta place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . a youth she's content t...

1. How do you send a turkey to a faraway friend?  By birdclass mail   2. Why do turkeys gobble? Because they have bad table manners...   3. Why did the turkey cross the road? To show that he wasn't chicken!   4. What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing - they are already stuffed.   5....

What do you know about turkeys? Test your turkey knowledge with this fun trivia quiz!Here turkey, turkey, turkey! Turkeys are able to adapt to a wide variety of habitats. However, most turkeys are found in hardwood forests with grassy areas. The best time to see a turkey is on a warm clear day or...

One of my favorite places in the whole world is Birmingham, AL.  Birmingham is such a beautiful city and it's full of secret little restaurants that no one but the locals are aware exist.  I was raised in Birmingham and my childhood was wonderful.  We lived on the west side of town and when I was...