Ghandi Abudayeh's (ghandi) Blog

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: " You'll need it to replace three people who just left. "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:" You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or re...

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two of them.

A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' The ...

Spacious - averageCharming - smallComfortable - very smallCozy - very, very smallLow maintenance - no lawnWalk to stores - nowhere to park your carPrestgious - expensiveBright and sunny - venetian blinds not includedTownhouse - former tenementModern - 30 to 40 years oldContemporary - at least 15 ...

10. Dazzle your friends with your knowledge of external obsolescence.9. The wonderful world of rats, bats, and spiders.8. Be a part of the profession blamed for the collapse of the savings and loan industry.7. See places in people's houses that usually require a search warrant to access.6. Arouse...

A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the ...

 A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.A bird in the bush usually has a friend in th...