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Here is a quick interview that took place today at Family Abstract, Inc. Job Interview: Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?" Old Man : "Honesty." Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Old Man : "I don't really give a shit what you think." ...
It's You Tube Video Thursday, when I am not at Family Abstract, I am busy at the comedy clubs, here is my latest set from Helium, The number 1 comedy club in Philly!! Enjoy!! Leave me a comment. From my family at Family Abstract, Inc. to yours all our very best!!
I was with my father and noticed his "Social Security Check had a brand new name!Have you noticed, the Social Security check is now referred to as a "Federal Benefit Payment"? The government is now referring to our Social Security checks as a Federal Benefit Payment. This isn't a benefit. It is ...
All I know is Family Abstract, has the bases covered for all your Title Insurance Needs. PLEASE GIVE US A TRY!
Family Abstract had the incredible opportunity to do Title Insurance on the house in this story. I hope you enjoy... An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying h...
Today, at Family Abstract, Inc. we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable less...
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Why the early bird...
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself ...
At Family Abstract, I'm confused! I may die trying to understand how when a buyer purchases a $300,000 home and mortgages all $300,000 and is paying for it for the next 30 years ... how was the commission money paid, not by the buyers? The Buyer will end up paying 30 years of interest on both s...
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