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A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pull...
02/21/2013
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For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: My wife was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on th...
02/21/2013
Written by my daughter Ali Freezman When I am out there establishing real link building relationships I try to go into it as my honest self. A big part of who I am is influenced by my Grandmother, Marilyn. Today I would like to share with you 3 lessons from my Jewish grandmother that I use f...
02/21/2013
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1. A friend of a friend left their car in the long-term parking at San Jose while away, and someone broke into the car. Using the information on the car's registration in the glove compartment, they drove the car to the people's home in Pebble Beach and robbed it. So I guess if we are going to ...
02/20/2013
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A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.""And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man."It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is ve...
02/18/2013
PARAPROSDOKIANS... Theyare figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. At Family Abstract, we often start the list of something new and have clients, borrowers, sellers, realtors and their mortgage lenders add to our list,...
02/17/2013
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I was fortunate enough to find some of the clips that were left on the cutting room floor after the movie Airplane was released. I was amazed to learn that the original premise was Real Estate. See how many of these "quotes" you remember from Airplane, the Leslie Nielson classic that started an...
02/15/2013
As a public service, Family Abstract Inc. is willing to send anyone a copy of the NEW PAPER BACK edition of Understanding Your Wife On Valentines day. Simply send $549.00 for postage and handling and we'll take care of the rest! Happy Reading and good luck to us all! I love my wife I love my wif...
02/14/2013
Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously, at Family Abstract, we thought we'd share our list with you. Enjoy! Medical Term Southern Definition Definition Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - What doctors...
02/12/2013
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There was an interesting debate at a settlement today at Family Abstract, Inc. The buyers of a $600,000 dollar property were pontificating on the idea that they, as buyers, paid all the commission. The sellers of course, were certain that the commissions were being paid by them! The buyers compla...
02/11/2013
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