Derek Meyer's (dmeyer86) Blog

Friends - Top of the morning to ya. Hope all of you had a fantastic weekend. I enjoyed a weekend of technology challenges. I went to a wake boarding competition and watched the competition from my boat. It was fantastic. We docked right up front and got the best seats in the house. However... On ...

My daily funny. The FSBO:WHEN A real-estate agency hadn't sold our house, we decided to do it ourselves. I placed ads in the local papers, spray painted a "For Sale" message on a sign board and posted it outside.When my husband came home that evening, he told me, laughing, that my sign was the mo...

Good morning Friends - I just wanted to take a minute and say thanks to all the wonderful comments I'm beginning to receive. I'm really getting used to this blogging thing. Its great to see some reciprocation! I'm finding it more and more energizing to find ways to help you grow your business. Wh...

Good morning all - I trust your week is going smashing! I appreciate all those who are taking time out of their day to read my blog. I have been doing some fun real estate jokes in my other blog. I'll include it here today. A little pick me up before business. As a side note. Since I moved over t...

   A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water."That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?""Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of sales...

  The Devil tells a Real Estate Agent, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any Real Estate Agent alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever lived.""Well," says the Real Estate Agent, "what do I have to do in return?"The Devil smiles, "Well, of cour...

Phew Its a hot one up here in Oregon folks. 107 Degrees both days. Record breaking numbers. Im so very glad to see the sun. Everyone enjoys Oregon's greenery, however it comes at a price (rain) people. Im hoping everyone is enjoying their week. To recap, I have been going through the book titled,...

America's Mortgage Broker Humor. Yo, Joe Homebuyer   Yo, Joe Homebuyer! Where ya been?I am writing this to all of the home buyers out there. I'm calling you Joe so if your name is Susan, Elijah, Maricela, or Bob, don't be offended. Joe is easy to remember and type. Your last name may be different...

Real Estate Advertising Explained   What real estate ads say and what they really mean... yes, really mean...1 1/2 BATHROOM - One bathroom, the toilet has own entrance.3 RECEPTION AREAS - Entrance hall, dining room and living room (sometimes with cabinet bar. - bar not included)ARCHITECT DESIGNED...

Friends - A little real estate humor. I think its a good one to incorporate into your business model. A very solid way to overcome objections. Enjoy! Derek MeyerPeople always ask me ” Sue, how do you do it? How do you sell so many houses in such a bad market?” Well, check out the video below and ...