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Well,with all the blonde jokes I have posted,I guess it was equal time for the brunettes!This one is for you blondes!:)Q: What is black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes!Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?A: No one else wa...

A friend of mine just passed this on to me and I am sharing it with all of you:RORY AND MILLIE" ( You Don't Fool Anyone Pretending To Be A Dog ) Just like his Labrador friends, he wags his tail, Fetches sticks, and rolls on his back to have his tummy tickled.   But the hooves and mane give way hi...

Tis the season to be jolly...so here is This Year's First Christmas Joke!  Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the  pearly gates.'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man...

Obviously this was written by a curmudgeon...LOL But still funny!:)                                                                   9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point a...

I guess it is my turn to brag about my ActiveRain accomplishment!   Thanks to my associate,Alex Harb,I have been a member since August 26th and have now just surpassed these milestones....I really have no idea how I did it though!   I remember when I joined AR,I said to myself...."Will I ever do ...

They always say another mans loss is another mans gain....   A couple days ago,we received a call from a buyer,who said "I would like to buy the property at so and so address but the listing agent won't call me back...I have called her for over a week and have left messages at her office...but NO...

 I thought that you might enjoy this. Make sure you read what it says below the picture.Dog For Sale : OR free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed her anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighb...

Upon doing some research...I have stumbled upon these interesting statistics:Doctors (A) The number of doctors in the U.S. Is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000 (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14% Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. Of Health & Hum...

Tonight the New England Patriots continue on their road to perfection as they travel to Buffalo New York to take on the suddenly resurgent (5-4)Buffalo Bills.   The game has been moved to Prime time 8pm...bumping the Chicago-Seattle tussle.     Buffalo is on a 4 game winning streak currently and ...

Since my AR friend,Melissa Grant did a nice chicken soup recipe....I am gonna pass along a turkey one;)NEW TURKEY RECIPEYour dinner will be the talk of the TOWN!!You should try this!Sure to bring smiles from your guests!Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey.1. Cut out aluminum foi...