Well now we know how to get out of that foreclosure! Simply take a gun and shoot yourself in the chest and before you know it, Fannie Mae will forgive your loan completely!
This is the message being sent to those facing foreclosure by the mortgage giant today as it did indeed act in precisely this way.
According to CNN, Addie Polk, 90 (yes - NINE ZERO), of Akron, Ohio, became a symbol of the nation's home mortgage crisis when she was hospitalized after shooting herself at least twice in the upper body last week.
On Friday, Fannie Mae spokesman Brian Faith said the mortgage association had decided to halt action against Polk and sign the property "outright" to her. "We're going to forgive whatever outstanding balance she had on the loan and give her the house," Faith said. "Given the circumstances, we think it's appropriate."
So that's it then. Bail out Wall Street with $825 Billion of taxpayer money while advising those on Main Street to shoot themselves. If you survive this game of Home Ownership Russian Rolette, then you win a house! Of course the downside is that whole nasty "you might kill yourself" thing!
Polk remains in Akron General Medical Center and was expected to recover from the chest wounds.
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Unbelievable. The really sad thing is how many others are going to try that avenue?
Take care.