Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:               

Theft Problem -  IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've  heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by  black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the  night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.  It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.  Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer  looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out in long skirts. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I  knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to  the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least  three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my skirts in favor of longer skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair  and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the  motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being  replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me  next?

When  my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided  to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those  'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and  me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it  lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A  HOAX.  This is  happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR  FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I  thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But  when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding  in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought  this was too 'important' not to pass on Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled  heart

These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my  clothes! How do they do it??????