Just a brief note before I begin: I am not a health food nut!

Hard to believe I'm sure. Just looking at my picture, you'd think I was!

However, whenever possible, I do try to eat things that are good for me. I don't eat fast food unless it's 2am, I'm out and there's nothing else open. And even then I try to go for something that's reasonably safe that won't have lasting repercussions!

I know fried food is not good for you even though I'm convinced that even poop, if fried, would taste good!

The same goes for bacon. Wrap bacon around sewage and it's probably yummy!

Where am I going with this?

Nowhere really.

I just wanted to share a video I found on The Onion's web site that I thought was too funny to keep to myself. I only put the disclaimer in first so when the masses comment on my blog, I won't have to defend or explain my eating habits!

Finally, if you own stock in Domino's Pizza, this video was not created by me! However, once the masses latch onto this, you might want to diversify your portfolio a bit! Just some free advice people!

I hear Twinkies stock is doing well...or at least better than mortgage and home builder stocks are right now!

Well, I've got to go now. My fried butter sandwich with extra mayo and sardines is ready! Enjoy the video!