Some people go out and get drunk and tattooed on Saturday night.

I just work on enlightening myself on current events.

With a little help from Yahoo:

From our "No Regrets" file "102 year old heads for New Zealand."    Telling words, "When I'm 105 I don't want to be thinking: "I wish I had moved to the other side of the world when I was 102.'"   I hope he got a great relo package...

Russell Crowe's role in "A Beautiful Mind' sequel?"  Can it be: "Speeder hides by burrowing into ground?"  I mean, there is a role model of detached world class intellect at work there.  Suitable for a news reporter on the real estate market, I would think.

From China, "Stock Beats Sex in Internet Searches."  Well, shucks... Now all they need over there is a good IDX solution, and population control will be a fait accompli.

New TV is too big for the apartment?  Move-up referral!  "NYC couch potato contest lasts 29 hours"

With a little help from the good folks at CNN:

"Subprime Named 'Word of the Year 2007.'"  Well, that makes sense to me.

"Britney loses visitation rights."  Oh... That wasn't in the "Odd News..."  It's a doggone headliner.

And contributions from USA Today:

Indian Monkeys sterilized by the unemployed...  All of a sudden, the real estate market is looking quite exciting!

"Penn. couple has hospital's 1st baby of year - again"  "Hi, Honey.  And, what's on your calendar for April Fools' Day, 2008?"  I sense a tradition...

"Live with trash for a year? Man tries it to make statement"  Hey!  I showed that house this week!  "Eclectic decor..."

That's all for this Saturday night.  Stay alert!