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 I don't think it ever hit the endangered species list. Today marks the day the pink flamingo lawn ornament seases to be in production. No more new pink flamingos will be created. 

Since the discovery of this rare animal in 1957, 20 million of them have graced homeowners lawns across America. Their population has waxed and waned over the last 49 years.  Whether you think of them as a nice addition to the family, or a neighborhood eyesore, one thing cannot be denied. Their kitschy existence has been an icon of American culture.  I have to admit, seeing one usually gets a little chuckle out of me.  Much more so than the pet gnomes I see some people let loose on their front lawns. <<shiver>>

Many homeowners simply let their pet flamingos graze on front lawns.  I had one client who told me that his neighborhood used their pet flamingos to help the neighborhood communicate with each other.  A pet pink flamingo in the front yard after 5:00 was an invitation to the other neighbors to come on over for happy hour. In Minnesota every buyer and every seller contributes $5.00 to a conservation fund.  Why hasn't this fund been used to save the pink flamingo from the extinction list?  How will neighbors communicate with each other?  Will we be religated to windsocks or a red tie hung from the flag pole?

Well, the one thing constant is change.  It seems this extinction will make one group of people happy.  Those pink-flamingo-hunting-realtors.  They seem to have had it out for the flamingo from the beginning.  It seems that one of the first things these flamingo-hunters would tell sellers is to longer allow the pink-flamingo to graze in the front yard.  The flamingo-hunter said it decreased the curb appeal.  These beautiful animals were stuffed in garages and basements starved from food, daylight and personal attention. 

You win flamingo-hunter. The day is near that you will no longer have to remove these poor creatures from the front lawns.  Hopefully, you'll now turn your skills to other items that you think are decreasing curb-appeal...

 

37 Comments on Another Animal Lost to Extinction

Lisa Lisa, funny blog.  My parents have a couple of white ones if I am not mistaking.  Yawn.. time for bed soon!

11/01/2006 10:50 PM by Nima Rezvan (Mortgage Broker)


Surely someone will launch a plea and protest!  I have a couple that were a gag gift from my kids several years ago.  Their legs won't stay put in this rocky ground, so they are usually just laying around.  

My neighbor accuses my cats of hunting them and leaving them dead.  No self-respecting cat would eat a flamingo

11/01/2006 10:50 PM by JudyAnn Lorenz, PREVA (Bar JD Communications)


My mom has a couple on the front lawn to keep away the squirrels and other creatures.

11/01/2006 10:53 PM by Carolyn Nelson (Point2Close Transaction Management)


Get this! I just read that some cities put bans on the pink flamingos, so they started producing blue ones!

11/01/2006 11:08 PM by Lisa Dunn www.TwinCitySeller.com (Edina Realty)


This is SO funny!  I really love the pink flamingos -they are so awful that they are great. 

11/01/2006 11:22 PM by Gina Dougherty, Home Staging Redondo Beach, CA- Fusion Design Consulting.com (Fusion Design Consulting)


I've always wanted to move to one of those neighborhoods with a list of cc&r's a mile long just so I could break the rules and put them out on my lawn...

11/01/2006 11:30 PM by Shari George (Coldwell Banker)


My neighbor, yes, in Minnesota bought one last year.  I nearly laughed until I cried.  She put it in the back where only she and I could see it.  Somehow it fit next to her brick patio.  She'll be sorry to know they have now become extinct as hers lost it's pink from the sun.  Maybe that's how white ones are made?

11/01/2006 11:53 PM by Bonnie Erickson (The Realty Matrix)


Plastic Cows

The pink flamingos have got to go! (In a humane way of course) to make room for the plastic cows

Moo

11/02/2006 12:00 AM by Angus in Naperville IL (RE/MAX Affiliates)


Hysterical!  I remember the first time I saw a pink flamingo many years ago.  I was astounded even then, but the plastic cow -- now there's an idea before its time, way, way before.

11/02/2006 12:18 AM by Geri Sonkin (RE/MAX Hearthstone)


'Tis a sad day indeed! I have to wonder what furture archeologists will surmise about our culture when they uncover these millions of pink flamingos?

Jay Merton 

11/02/2006 04:08 AM by Jay Merton & Medford Ambrose, the Codgers (Retired Handymen)


A home stagers nightmare in living colour!

On more than one "Sunday drive" I've nearly gotten whiplash doing a double take because of what...or how much, someone has put on their lawn. 

11/02/2006 04:19 AM by Lucie Quigley (HOLT modern Home Staging)


Funny post, Our favorite lawn ornament is still a horse....A Live One!

11/02/2006 05:21 AM by Lance & Elaine Wells (Connect Realty Boise Eagle Idaho)


 Lisa,

I have a collection of really tacky Christmas decorations.  This is one of my favorites.  Santa is almost as big as the small house that he stands in front of.  People do some amazing things during the holidays.

11/02/2006 05:25 AM by Teresa Boardman (Keller Williams)


So Sad.....

We must start a Plastic Pink Flamingo Breeding Project IMMEDIATELY!

Ya know- I bet we could actually get government money..........

11/02/2006 06:07 AM by PGA National, BallenIsles, Mirasol - Marc Blasi (Leibowitz Realty / Knightlines Mortgage)


Can't tell you all the cracks people made at me when I moved from Cleveland to Boston then St. Louis in the 70s. I always thought pink flamingos were associated with certain Cleveland neighborhoods. So did the people making the jokes from other cities. Over the years it became cool to have them. I was shocked to see the last factory was NOT in the midwest!  Does this mean if you have one it's value increases like retired beanie babies did? GREAT post!

11/02/2006 06:21 AM by Carole Cohen RealtorĀ®, ePRO (Howard Hanna Cleveland City Office)


I love the pink flamingo! But now that I have seen them, I think I really love the Moo man cows:)

11/02/2006 07:16 AM by Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc


May the pink flamingos have fun wherever they go in their afterlife playing with our pet rocks. 

11/02/2006 08:00 AM by Knightlines Mortgage Services, LLC


so does that mean the groups who have been doing 'flocking' as fundraisers will now have priceless eBay items in their sheds?  (if you don't have 'flocking' in your area, you wake up with 100 pink flamingos in your yard and to get rid of them you make a suggested donation to the group who put them there-and you can have them flocked to another house if you want)

11/02/2006 08:01 AM by Leigh Brown Charlotte NC Broker/Owner (RE/MAX Signature Properties)


We used to live in Minnesota. We had pink flamingos in our yard--even in the snow! At our moving sale, they were the first items that were purchased! Now, that we live in Florida, the pink flamingos are banned in our community. We're so sad that they are no longer being manufactured in the us---I'm sure they'll be revived in China and we'll see them back on the market.

Jay and Linnea Hanley

11/02/2006 08:28 AM by Jay and Linnea Hanley (PrudentialFloridaRealty)


I won't use the phrase that we refer to in my area when we see them in someone's yard, but I'll say that they are not well received.

11/02/2006 08:39 AM by Donna Harris, ASP (Re/Max HiNet)


Pink flamingos weren't bad. compared to some of the things I see now.

11/02/2006 08:53 AM by Rob Wills (Gilpin Realty Inc.)


So Funny, As a native New Englander, I did not see  many of the aforementioned birdies, but i was truly apalled by my first glimpse of one. Tacky Tacky Tacky! was all I could think.

There was a nice house in NY not far from mine that had a garden of  plastic flowers lining  the front foundation. I cringed every time I drove by!

 

11/02/2006 11:31 AM by Wilmington NC Real Estate Ginger & Roger Sala Keller Williams (Keller Williams Wilmington North Carolina)


Now I am picturing an afterlife playground with pet rocks, pink flamingos and trolls!

11/02/2006 12:25 PM by Carole Cohen RealtorĀ®, ePRO (Howard Hanna Cleveland City Office)


When you compare the pink flamingos to the cows, I say the flamingo wins. As an owner of a bull dog I can say the similarity of they are so ugly they are cute is uncanny. I am also a fan of the happy hour signal.

11/02/2006 02:10 PM by Richard Todd


Oh no!!!

What will we do now?  :)

Just reminds me of the nursery in the area that got in trouble several years ago for putting them out as displays in front of their property.  The end was that the city lost and they were allowed to display them at which point they went to being obnoxious about it and filled the grassy area in front of their business with them   Ah, justice!  lol

11/02/2006 03:21 PM by Allan Pape (PrimeLending)


Thank you for all of the comments.  I'm sitting here just giggling.  Giggling at you guys, and what, on AR earns a star!  I sweat over a post and get two comments, and put up a post about extinct pink flamingos, get a star and loads of comments. This tells me this is a group in need of a good chuckle!!  Ya'll are too funny.  I suspect we'll see plastic cows before too long.  AFterall, I am in the midwest! Mooo!

11/02/2006 05:29 PM by Lisa Dunn www.TwinCitySeller.com (Edina Realty)


No Pink Flamingos here in New York but I do get tired of the Gnomes. Oops, I hope they didn't here me.

11/02/2006 05:52 PM by Peter Andres - ZipRealty Team Leader (ZipRealty - "Your home is where our heart is" )


Friends of ours gave us four flamingos this year while camping. I see that the company that sold them have gone out of business. Maybe if we hold on to them long enough they will become collector items.

Thanks Jay 

11/02/2006 07:05 PM by Jay McGillicuddy~Real Estate Broker (Prudential Verani Realty)


I have 2 pink flamingos in my back yard , but I forgot all about them, until this flamingo blog aired up. But really I think they are beautiful animals/birds.

11/02/2006 09:07 PM by Eli Magen (New World Mortgages,(Mortgage Company))


This is the only story I remember hearing on NPR today. The little guys make an impact don't they? But this might be the perfect opportunity for Angus to moooove into the market!

11/02/2006 09:40 PM by Dena Stevens ~ Ecobroker ~So. Colorado Realtor (Colorado Western Real Estate)


My HOA was soooo restrictive you had to get permission to "pass gas".  I read the the list and discovered that about the only thing it did not list was pink flamingos...so I had a 6' neon pink wrought iron one in my front yard.  It has become the my new trademark.  I've traded in the chaining to a tree and the bra burning....GO WOMEN OF THE 60's!!!!  (besides, we need our bras now).

11/03/2006 12:20 PM by Libbie Randels


It is sad.  Very Sad.  Very very sad.  I've never owned one, but they've always given me a laugh.  I wonder if I can still find some before they become super expensive collectors items.

11/05/2006 06:02 AM by Maureen Francis & Dmitry Koublitsky, SKBK Sotheby's - Metro Detroit (SKBK Sotheby's International Realty)


Several years ago on NPR they aired a story about a family who had a couple of the flamingos in their front yard.  they woke up one day and the flamingos were gone,  Over the next several months the family received pictures of the flamingos in front of various national landmarks, until one morning they looked out their front window and the flamingos were back.  They never did find out who took the flamingos.

11/19/2006 11:45 PM by Steven Conaway


Now that is a hilarious story.  Almost as good as the roaming gnome from TV.

11/20/2006 01:24 AM by Bonnie Erickson (The Realty Matrix)


I thought you were going to say they got ransom demand notes!

11/20/2006 02:16 PM by Lisa Dunn www.TwinCitySeller.com (Edina Realty)


OMG!!!! this is sooo stupid...i love flamingos...there like my favorite animal and your gonna tell me that we cant put them in my freakin front lawn...your stupid you idiots!!

04/17/2007 02:25 PM by Anthony O.


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