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Definitions of word have different meaning for men and women, what something is to a woman, can be completely different for a man.  The two are definitely different in a lot of way.  Take a look at the definition below and see if any of them apply to you.

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
 
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ner-a-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing football without a cup.
 
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
    partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
 
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
 
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
 
 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n .
    Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
 
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
 
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male.. A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5minutes.
 

32 Comments on Differences Between Men and Women

Hey George,

Did you read man from mars and women from venus?

Good old book :)

11/01/2006 10:17 PM by Aurora Colorado Real Estate Ray Saenz, Colorado Realtor (United Property Brokers, INC)


My wife read it, but I didn't. She like it and kept on telling me about parts of it.

11/01/2006 10:20 PM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


I'm going to print this out to show to my wife in attempt to improve our communication.........I'm not sure it's going to help but it should be entertaining. I think I might even share it with my teen age daughters so they get an idea of what they are in for in a few years. :-)

Pete Willner
Who Will? Pete Will!

Broker Direct Real Estate
Murrieta, CA.
www.PeteWill.com

11/01/2006 11:13 PM by Pete Willner (Broker Direct Real Estate)


You are a brave man Pete.....LOL

11/01/2006 11:17 PM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


Okay, so now I understand. My wife was trying to communicate, but I kept fumbling with the thingy!

11/02/2006 12:46 AM by Rich Jacobson ~ ActiveRain Community Builder (ActiveRain Corporation)


PMS - The 'P' part

Women - Simply a Premenstrual Symptom

Men - Her Pre, Present and Post.  Yes guys, we get one week a month without the women acting really weird.

11/02/2006 07:22 AM by Rob Robinson- Lehigh Valley PA (Bertrum Settlements (Title & Abstract))


Man George that is funny stuff. Hold on I got to go get TLW. Huuunee, come here......

11/02/2006 07:32 AM by Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc


I am here and I have a response...Boy do I have a response I will be back!

11/02/2006 07:38 AM by "The Lovely Wife"...Broker Bryant's Wife... (Co-Owner Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.)


Angela, so your boyfriend is a#5, me I am a #8.  I love that clicker.

Rich, yep that darn thingy was always a problem for me to. 

Rob, I am not touching that comment with a ten foot pole, I have been married long enough to know not to use those initials....LOL 

Bryant, you and TLW are waaaaaay to much. Congrats Grand Dadddy. 

11/02/2006 07:45 AM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


Oh, Oh, TLW is on the war path....watch out:>>>

11/02/2006 07:47 AM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


"TO MEN FROM THE MIND OF TLW"

Thingy: "Tell me your thingy is protected"

Vulnerable: "Dear, you are emotionally challenged"

Communication: "Darlin' you have selective hearing"

Commitment: "If you look at her again you will lose an eyeball"

Entertainment: "I am walking around with tags on my clothes so you can see that I spent all your $$$ at The Mall"

Flatulence: "If you do that again I am going to strap a can of Lysol to your a*s"

Making love: "No I don't have a headache you are being punished"

Remote control: "If I push this button long enough will you shut up"

Mortgage George thank you for this "good morning world" post. We are in hysterics over this. Thank you for the good long laugh. What a great way to start a day!

TLW "The Lovely Wife"...Laughing and Laughing...ROAR!

11/02/2006 07:59 AM by "The Lovely Wife"...Broker Bryant's Wife... (Co-Owner Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.)


TLW, those are GREAT, I like them better than the ones in my blog. I am going to keep these!!  Thanks, this is really good.

11/02/2006 08:17 AM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


Those are the flip side to your post. And by no means are they better than your post. No way man! Glad you enjoyed them. I had fun sharing them with you and the world. LOL SEE :> TLW

11/02/2006 08:30 AM by "The Lovely Wife"...Broker Bryant's Wife... (Co-Owner Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.)


TLW, thanks again for the input, now go and enjoy that new Grand Baby and teach her to ROAR like her Grand Mom.

11/02/2006 08:45 AM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


George.... great, humorous post.  TLW>..  great come backs.

Angela....nothing against age, but both you and your boyfriend are extremely young. Not a bad thing.... but usually for him, beer is on his mind.

But hold the phone.....  George...again, this is great. But ladies...not every man follows this 100%.... LOL   Me.,  over here.... Me... Yes, the Goose.... even though I am all of the above. When I go on dates and women ask me if there is something wrong with me. I say, "why do you say that."  Their response.... "because men don't act like you. You pay attention to me.... you open up, you communicate....and you know the difference between making love and sex. "

Anyhow..... not trying to get side tracked.... but it's just like business. I am not your typical "out of state" lender.... lol

11/02/2006 09:38 AM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


George.... I want to be your agent.... seriously....on this particular blog. Can I pay you a copyright fee for this. I should have written to you on the side...but I am some what serious about this.

damn.... I got grapes twice in a row...  lol  Thank god they weren't sour grapes.

11/02/2006 09:39 AM by Jeff Belonger -- The FHA Expert.com -- FHA Loans -- FHA mortgages -- Mortgages (Infinity Home Mortgage Company, Inc)


Ahhh Jeff, your sooooo sensitive, will you marry me.....LOL

11/02/2006 09:52 AM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


Jeff it is here for public use, so use it as you like.

Your not going to believe this, I just got Grapes to. 

11/02/2006 09:53 AM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


Thanks for the laughter. Vey cute

I must have some of the male gene thing goin on though cause I am the remote clicker that drives my husband bonkers.

In fact it even drives me bonkers LOL

11/02/2006 11:48 AM by Wilmington NC Real Estate Ginger & Roger Sala Keller Williams (Keller Williams Wilmington North Carolina)


Pam, I like the cat icon, nice touch.

Ginger, a good thing we are not married to each other, or we would be going through a remote clicker per month....LOL 

11/02/2006 11:54 AM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


Very true. . Amazing we can even be in the same room together. 

11/02/2006 02:24 PM by Jarrett Kozelisky (Keller Williams North Seattle)


Jarrett, it is a good thing that we are so different.  I don't think I could live with another me.

11/02/2006 02:40 PM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


It wasn't me, it was the dog:)

11/02/2006 05:00 PM by Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc


Poor little doggie gets blamed for everything...LOL

11/02/2006 09:26 PM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


#6, #6, #6!!!!!!!  Yee haw!     Way to go, George, good one.  :-)

03/14/2007 11:25 AM by Lee Krepps, e-Pro (RE/MAX Realty Solutions)


Lee, so you identify with that one huh........LOL

03/14/2007 01:51 PM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


George, Funny Stuff and TLW thanks for adding to it you guys just crack me up!!

Good Day!! have a cup of java and a smile on me :)

www.duayneweir.com  REALTOR in Minneapolis, Minnesota

03/19/2007 11:20 PM by Duayne Weir - Minnesota Real Estate Agent (Investment Realities LLC/MarketLink Realty)


Thanks, George. This was great and all the comments also. Needed it this morning.  TLW is funny also.

03/22/2007 11:20 AM by Tonia DeBeaux, ABR (Whidbey Cascade Properties)


Duayne, glad TLW and I have made your day.

Tonia, good way to start your morning and you are right about TLW. 

03/22/2007 04:57 PM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


Cheryl, yah we men do have a little problem in the communication department :)

07/30/2007 05:32 PM by George Souto (McCue Mortgage Co.)


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