humor: Fay is on her Way? To Jacksonvile??? Hello! Doesn't She Know That We Don't Do 'Canes Up Here? - 08/20/08 12:37 AM
Someone needs to tell hurricane Fay that she needs GPS. We never (well, ALMOST never) get hurricanes here in Northeast Florida. Local lore is that it is that cute little tummy tuck up there at the crown of the state just to our north that sends them up to either Georgia … (4 comments)
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humor: Why did the chicken cross the road? - 08/20/08 12:36 AM
This is good for a laugh, no matter what side of the road you are on!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road … (3 comments)
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humor: How The Grinch Stole The Kitchen... - 08/19/08 11:57 PM
Hi All,
Every buyer in Rancho, the tall and the small just wanted to get the best house deal of all. The market was hot, there was no end in sight, so they borrowed the money (who cares if its right). They spent every penny with nary a thought, but when … (7 comments)
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humor: Texas Etiquette... - 08/19/08 08:33 PM
I just finished a really funny book by Kinky Friedman called Texas Etiquette. Kinky had me in stitches with some of his profound quotes and observations about Texans. Being a native myself some of it was a little hard to swallow.
Strange Texas laws
When two trains meet each other … (2 comments)
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humor: Are Fake Felons Scaring Away Buyers? - 08/19/08 02:50 PM
Ever get those notes from "friends" telling you to send this to everyone you know to protect them from whatever? I received one of those today and I couldn't resist taking a peek.
Here's an example of how some people get traffic-- lots of it using a fake database filled with … (2 comments)
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humor: SOMETHING FOR YOU JETS FANS FROM A PACKER FAN IN COLORADO! - 08/19/08 02:38 PM
SOMETHING FOR YOU JETS FANS FROM A PACKER FAN IN COLORADO!This was on a church marquee in Wisconsin.
… (1 comments)
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humor: Just for Laughs ~ Animal Humor ~ - 08/19/08 01:49 PM
Here are a few clean jokes with a twist. I hope that you enjoy the laugh.
Sort of fitting since gator seasons starts next month for the first time in SC.
I think he already knew, what do you think?
Oh, no she didn't! Oh, Yes she did.
… (6 comments)
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humor: Tuesday laugh session with the "treadmill kitty cats" - 08/19/08 12:34 PM
I needed a little laugh today after working early this morning with some interesting (I'm polite, you understand) Clients. I was talking to a friend and he said, "I have just the thing for you." Check out the following video and prepare to laugh yourself silly.
Treadmill kitty cats
I have … (2 comments)
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humor: Is this a Mobile? - 08/19/08 10:48 AM
Living in a small town has it share of excitement.
The Baptist church auctioned off this house to be moved and Phillip B won the bid. As a local REALTOR I enjoy getting to work outside the box every now and then. A lot was purchased and developed and the house … (16 comments)
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humor: What Do You Want to Get Out of Toastmasters? - 08/18/08 07:42 PM
What do you get from Toastmasters?
What are your first thoughts of Toastmasters? Boring, place to learn to give toasts! FALSE!!!!
I first came to appease a friend, and I stayed to educate myself.
What made me stay at first: the humor and good feelings I left with. I keep coming … (0 comments)
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humor: Afternoon Humor - Experienced Agent - 08/18/08 12:18 PM
A real-estate agent, had difficulty getting a listing from a customer whose theory was that "there is no substitute for experience." After he asked her a third time how many years she had been in the business, she told him: "Sir, there is a little-known historical fact that Moses brought three … (3 comments)
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humor: A change in attitude. - 08/18/08 12:10 PM
David received a Parrot for his birthday. The Parrot had a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least , rude. David tried hard to change the birds attitude and was constantly saying polite words and playing soft … (4 comments)
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humor: National Obsession...And it is a Marathon! - 08/17/08 05:35 PM
Last week I wrote about the Olympics and the way it brings our family--and our nation--together (http://activerain.com/blogsview/638157/Ode-to-the-Olympics).
It has been 9 days since we watched that amazing opening ceremony. So much has happened: we learned that the little girl singing in the ceremony was not actually the little girl singing, Michael … (8 comments)
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humor: Sunday Morning Giggle . . . . Simple and IMPACTFUL Communication . . . . - 08/17/08 07:13 AM
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in … (3 comments)
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humor: Could You Sell This Home? - 08/16/08 01:18 PM
This is a cozy room home without the modern inconveniences of a kitchen, bath or running water. The home is a spacious 700 sq ft. It is conveniently located close to shopping and off street parking. To view more information about the home please click here. http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/08/15/living_in_mall/?source=yahoo
For those of you … (2 comments)
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humor: Abbott and Costello 2008 - 08/16/08 12:36 PM
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking aboutbuying … (3 comments)
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humor: Will it be the "Woolly Worm" this year - 08/15/08 09:08 PM
Just about now you are asking yourself, 'what the heck is a "Wolly Worm". If you don't know, you haven't been to the World famous Wolly Worm Festival in Banner Elk NC.
The Town of Banner Elk celebrates the coming of the snow season by holding a Fall Festival. Each year on … (1 comments)
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humor: Will I live to be 80? A little Friday humor - 08/15/08 07:33 PM
I recently turned 70 and had to choose a new primary care physician formy Medicare coverage.After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairlywell'for my age.A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Doyou think I will live to be 80?'He asked: Do you … (3 comments)
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humor: Real Estate Monsters...Afternoon Humor - 08/15/08 02:52 PM
A FEW years ago we were desperately trying to sell our house, which was situated on a busy thorough fare. Our Real Estate agent decided to have open-house inspection nearly every day to promote the sale. We instructed the children not to talk to anyone about the house. One evening a … (4 comments)
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humor: The Truth can be Humorous! - 08/15/08 11:36 AM
WHEN we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers. I was surprised and … (2 comments)
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humor: The Wedding Invitation - 08/14/08 09:35 PM
Parents generally are overprotective when it comes to their Children. Especially when we Know in our heart of hearts that something just isn't right with their prospective mates. In this Mother's case, her suspicions have been confirmed for ALL to see. The upcoming Holiday Season is sure to be Interesting.
… (19 comments)
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humor: Guess who's coming for dinner! - 08/14/08 02:14 PM
The owner of a home in the Bittinger,MD area come home to a surprise. A fawn deer was laying on the sofa next to the families beagle. It had to have followed the dog in through the doggie door.
This was big hit with the Media as it put this story … (8 comments)
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humor: Humor: Grandma Still Drives! - 08/14/08 12:55 PM
This was emailed to me from a friend of mine. Thought it was cute I wanted to share. It reminded me of my grandmother who passed away at 84 in '96 and although she never drove a car like the one below, I really enjoyed listening to her stories and am very fond of them and … (9 comments)
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humor: Best deal in town!!! - 08/14/08 12:48 AM
One Sunday afternoon a couple sees an ad in the paper. They can't believe their eyes. There is a house in the paper for $1000 that is in the nicest part of town. We are talking about a Highland Park mansion for $1000. They think this has to be a misprint, … (4 comments)
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humor: Live like the king: Elvis Presley estate now for sale - 08/13/08 04:34 PM
There are so many fun one-liners I could use to sum up this story, it's hard to pick just one. I'll go ahead and try this one: Elvis has left the building, and now that building can be yours! Yeah, that'll work.
Elvis Presley's "Graceland West" estate in Palm Springs, Calif. is … (0 comments)
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humor: You Should Have Seen the One That Got Away... - 08/13/08 03:16 PM
This morning, I was feeling kinda blah, so on the advice of some of my Active Rain friends, I took the morning off and went fishun' with Bubba and a few buds. We headed off to Bubba's secret fishun' hole and really slammed them today. Yeah Buddy! No matter how hard … (12 comments)
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humor: The Reason for Fewer Home Buyers - 08/13/08 07:29 AM
Yesterday evening the wife and I went to Ontario Mills which is considered the largest one-story mall this side of the Mississippi River. It was here in this mall that I discovered exactly why there are fewer home buyers... at least in that area of Southern California.
They don't have … (9 comments)
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humor: My Web 2.0 Vocabulary is Changing, or Is It Changing Me? - 08/13/08 02:21 AM
Intriguing thought, isn’t it?
We often hear new words that, over time, become commonplace in our daily lives. Some are made up, some are real entities or products, and some is jargon and slang. Some seem to emerge in the media or on TV.
Brangelina comes quickly to mind…not that I … (30 comments)
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humor: "Were They Be Hero's"... An Internet Cautionary Tale... - 08/13/08 01:25 AM
Hi All,
The Internet is a bad thing. A very, very bad thing.
Since the advent of email communication the opportunity to make a fool of yourself, has now expanded to a global scale.
Case in point: I was reading a national magazine recently and came upon a story that demanded … (11 comments)
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humor: Are You Sure It's Not Monday? - 08/12/08 10:04 PM
I've read all of the warnings. I even put it on my to-do list, but pesky little things like life and business kept getting in the way all of the time. So it got pushed off....put on the back burner...insert your favorite procrastination cliche here...
Until this morning.
I woke up, … (40 comments)
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humor: Two Blind Pilots - some mid week humor.... - 08/12/08 04:14 PM
Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers … (9 comments)
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humor: Tuesday Humor..... Husband & Wife Stores - 08/12/08 03:38 PM
My Sister emailed this to me today....Hope you enjoy it!
Cheron Lange
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store … (11 comments)
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humor: Well Behaved Children .... Humorous - 08/12/08 12:25 PM
Thought this was humorous...so I decided to pass it along.
As PROPERTY manager of single-family residences, I was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions: "Professionally employed?" "We're a military family," the wife answered. "Children?" "Yes, nine and twelve," she told me proudly. "Animals?" "Oh, no," she … (2 comments)
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humor: Todd 2.0, Hey why is there a line? - 08/12/08 10:05 AM
Web 2.0, IPhone 2.0, Nike's new $300 shoes, all these things had people lining up at the door waiting for their debut. So, today, I'm announcing that on December 1st, 2008, Todd 2.0 will be introduced.
Todd 2.0 will come with less weight, more marketing ideas, and still have a great … (10 comments)
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humor: Doggone funny memories & to enjoying life! - 08/11/08 05:48 PM
I have to include a picture of my dogs Ty and Cassie, and my son Blake. I do not have a picture anywhere on my business card or my web site but my dogs do come up quite regularly. I thought now would be a good time to put them on my web site … (6 comments)
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humor: Monday Humor - 08/11/08 02:41 PM
In our busy schedules, I just had to share this humor to break the routine.
Question: Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked by the local pub?
Answer: It could happen you know!!!
… (2 comments)
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humor: Kiss Me...Humorous - 08/11/08 11:37 AM
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a real estate broker who, through a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"One woman took … (7 comments)
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humor: Avoiding Heartburn--Blogging for the Office - 08/11/08 08:45 AM
Avoiding Heart Burn: Rules of the Road
**Attempting to close a mail away on a Monday is tempting fate.**For all "Cash Contracts": you must see proof of funds, whether you are on the listing side or the selling side. Also, an equity line does not equal cash. Nor does a … (4 comments)
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humor: GRANDMAS -- Gotta LOVE 'EM ! Oh that SMARTS ! Chuckle . . You go Grandma ! - 08/11/08 08:16 AM
Grandmas -Gotta Love 'Em!!! Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderlyWoman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC: 'There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. 'An elderly woman was behind me … (7 comments)
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humor: Are you recognized everywhere ? Chuckle . . . . . . . - 08/10/08 09:10 AM
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live … (11 comments)
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humor: Letters to the Great Swami Seeking Answers on the Market, the Market Bottom, and the Real Estate Recovery - 08/09/08 08:03 PM
Dear Real Estate Swami:
A couple of months ago I read something in one of your posts about the Jacksonville, Florida, Real Estate market being in a possible recovery. Are we in a recovery and if so, do you have any idea when home prices in Jacksonville will … (4 comments)
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humor: It's NOT about the Points - 08/09/08 01:25 PM
It's not about the points
It's about the blogging on interesting subjects, getting information out there, helping each other, gaining exposure, Networking, educating, getting educated, humor and the list goes on.
So it's not about the points...it's not about who's the featured agent/broker...
So I am guilty of writing this post … (9 comments)
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humor: I'm SPEECHLESS ! . . . . . . . CAN'T STOP LAUGHING . . . . . . . . - 08/09/08 01:05 PM
Underwear dust
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that … (5 comments)
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humor: What an Escrow is ~ from a childs viewpoint - 08/09/08 12:13 AM
Have you ever had people ask you to explain what an Escrow is? Now ask your own child, and see what they come up with. I wanted to know if children understood what we do so I asked a little boy whose mother is a Senior Escrow Officer with Land America … (15 comments)
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humor: Is there Anything More Wonderful than a New Puppy? Warning: Baby Pom Pics to Steal Your Heart - 08/08/08 02:20 PM
10:30 PM I put baby puppies to bed and crawl in mine. It was a long day that started for me at 5:30 AM. I was up at the crack of moon to get ready to drive down south to the breeder to pick up a precious, unseen, baby Pomeranian. I was supposed to pick up … (31 comments)
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humor: Sarcasm Wins Business - 08/08/08 02:14 PM
OK . . .so I've been feeling like a beaten down rag doll in this market. I've screamed, I've cried, I've quit, I've had a mental breakdown, and then I laughed and took a break.
I started venting with a great friend and fellow realtor and I thought of how funny … (0 comments)
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humor: Bloggers love helping other bloggers succeed - 08/08/08 11:26 AM
Jim Walberg, the co-Owner/Broker of The Bay Area Team in San Francisco, told me something really cool a few days ago. He said, "Bloggers are the most open and sharing community I have found on the Internet. They want every blogger to win!" I have definitely found that to be true.As … (5 comments)
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humor: "Not Getting Any...." Small Details can "Getcha" - 08/08/08 08:43 AM
Just a quick thought this morning about how even the smallest of details can change the big picture.
For instance, the old story goes that back in the days of the telegraph, a man traveling is sent the following telegram from his wife...
NOT GETTING ANY BETTER, COME HOME AT ONCE.
… (8 comments)
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humor: Listings with pets... - 08/08/08 08:18 AM
Doesn't that conjure up all sorts of thoughts in your head? Pets often are more of a nuisance than alarm systems. Don't get me wrong I'm a pet lover too! I always wade through the listing report and check for;
Day sleepers
Alarm systems
Pets
A good practice after this … (11 comments)
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humor: Ladies, Have you Laughed Today . . . . . . . . ? - 08/07/08 08:51 AM
Victoria's Secret
I know what Victoria 's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 40 can fit into their stuff.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because, by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when … (4 comments)
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humor: Viewing homes is easy at Realtors® to Go! - 08/06/08 01:19 PM
August, is anniversary month at Realtors® to Go! It's your month to view homes. Lots and lots of homes! Any home you want to view! If it's on the market...we will sure show it to you! It's your month to save on expensive gas prices by letting us drive you all … (102 comments)
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humor: Remember when... - 08/06/08 12:21 PM
•· Shocking headlines were reserved for the tabloids at the grocery store.
•· We sat in gas lines and gas had just hit $1.00.
•· The name 7-11, meant the store hours were 7am to 11pm.
•· The Sunday newspaper had more to read than just ads and cost a … (6 comments)
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humor: More Afternoon Real Estate Humor - 08/06/08 11:31 AM
The Devil tells a Real Estate Agent, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any Real Estate Agentalive. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever lived.""Well," says the Real Estate Agent, "what do I have to do in return?"The Devil smiles, "Well, … (3 comments)
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humor: The Indian With One Testicle - 08/06/08 08:48 AM
A little "hump day humor from beautiful Cape Coral, Florida! We are as busy as ever working with both buyers and sellers! There are deals in our marketplace today that are amazing! There will never be a better time to buy! Have a great day! I hope this makes you smile! … (6 comments)
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humor: It Says WHAT ? Miscommunication . . . Office Humor . . . . . - 08/06/08 07:18 AM
Miscommunication A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So … (12 comments)
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humor: Main Entrance...Humor - 08/06/08 04:44 AM
A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' … (5 comments)
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humor: Humor: Craigslist Reply to a Post - 08/05/08 05:47 PM
I actually had this passed on to me, and thought it was worth sharing for a little laugh. I hope this does not offend anyone and if it does, I apologize. Anyways, it has to do with a Craigslist post about a woman stating what she is looking for in a … (0 comments)
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humor: How is your business? - 08/05/08 03:24 PM
IN A crowded elevator, one man asked another, "How's business?" "Last year we sold 500,000 houses, 700,000 farms and 750,000 schools," came the reply. "This year we ought to do equally well and, in addition, sell 1,200,000 garages." As the elevator descended, there was heavy silence for a moment. Then someone … (6 comments)
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humor: How is your business? - 08/05/08 03:22 PM
IN A crowded elevator, one man asked another, "How's business?" "Last year we sold 500,000 houses, 700,000 farms and 750,000 schools," came the reply. "This year we ought to do equally well and, in addition, sell 1,200,000 garages." As the elevator descended, there was heavy silence for a moment. Then someone … (1 comments)
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humor: TOO FUNNY ! Staging Techniques Sure to Get Results . . . . . - 08/05/08 08:10 AM
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted … (11 comments)
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humor: "twittered up" - 08/05/08 07:45 AM
Hi
I was minding my business this morning, reading blogs on AR and making comments. I am short of a break point on The Localism Land rush so there will be no bonus minutes head start for me. I noticed a very helpful comment from Stephen Wolfe and I wanted to … (8 comments)
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humor: If You are being Passed in the RIGHT Lane, You are in the WRONG LANE (You Moron!) - 08/04/08 05:48 PM
I run up and down the state of Florida highways daily, and occasionally a few other states as well. I just have one question: What is it with these people who are seemingly asleep at the wheel of their cars and totally oblivious to the traffic around them? They are just … (6 comments)
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humor: Stolen from Reader's Digest - Humor - 08/04/08 04:57 PM
There's a bunch of guys standing around the locker room at the gym, when a cell phone rings.
Man: Hello?
Woman: Hi honey, its me. Im calling to let you know the house we've always admired just came on the market - and it's only $950,000!
Man: That's wonderful sweetie. Call … (0 comments)
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humor: Civil War, State vs State Humor - 08/04/08 04:45 PM
I used to travel a lot before I became a Realtor. I covered every inch of North Dakota calling on Churches to see if they were interested in a Pictorial Directory of their members. While ND boarders 3 other States and Canada I found it odd, but fun, that the residents … (5 comments)
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humor: Little Humor to get you going, The Duck and the Lawyer!! - 08/04/08 02:13 PM
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he … (8 comments)
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humor: Monday FUNNY ! You don't Want to Miss This Exciting Event ! - 08/04/08 01:59 PM
2008 World Submarine Races
With the highly anticipated start of the 2008 Summer Olympic Games this week, I thought that folks at AR would like to see this exciting event ! You don't want to miss this one !
Here it is !
… (1 comments)
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humor: Today; 8/4/2008 - 08/04/08 08:34 AM
High 94 Low 75 Some Sun, Thunderstorm
"We are each of us angels with only one wing.
And we can only fly embracing each other." - Luciano de Crescenzo
Brett Favre - reporting to the Green Bay training camp...
Al says - I don't feel old. -
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humor: Giggle ! Do you feel LUCKY Today ? - 08/04/08 07:41 AM
Pilot's Dilemma
You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder. On the way back to … (4 comments)
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humor: VACATION R & R: HOW Rest and Relaxation is now Rain and Reading! - 08/03/08 11:07 PM
I have no doubt the average 3000 bloggers that are ONLINE right now will agree with me that Active rain is now a borderline addiction!
The Summer of 2008 has sure had the share of rest and relaxation it deserves! Yet, R & R has an entire new meaning to me now! It is … (4 comments)
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humor: Sunday Morning CHUCKLE ! Advertising Attention Getters . . . . . . . - 08/03/08 08:51 AM
These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
… (10 comments)
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humor: Extra Articles - 08/02/08 06:32 PM
That Moment Of Infinite Promise
I had an almost intolerable awareness that every morning began with infinite promise. Any book may be read, any idea thought, any action taken. Anything that has ever been possible to human beings is possible to most of us every time the clock says six in … (0 comments)
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humor: Are Your Client's Suffering From "Helpful Friend Syndrome"? - 08/02/08 12:26 AM
Hi All,
Today I want to call your attention to a plague sweeping our Nation. A woefully underdiagnosed ailment striking down innocent folks somewhere every minute of every day, "Helpful Friend Syndrome". Helpful Friend Syndrome (or HFS) can strike anyone, anywhere at anytime and it is not limited to folks looking … (9 comments)
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humor: Be Careful What You Ask For!!! - 08/01/08 06:16 PM
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That … (6 comments)
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humor: I coined a new term: "Obeemer's" - 08/01/08 05:28 PM
Many people are familiar with the term Yuppie as an acronym, as well as Dink.(Double income, no kids) Today I think I came up with my own phrase for a demographic, although it is not an acronym.
I am by no means a political expert, nor do I wish to engage … (11 comments)
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humor: Regardless of your political beliefs . . . - 07/31/08 09:53 PM
Originally received via an email. Regardless of your political beliefs, here is a little humor & some serious stuff to lighten the mood from all the political stuff we've had to endure for almost two years now. Good stuff regardless.
'Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.'
- … (8 comments)
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humor: Only From the Mouth of a Child.... - 07/31/08 09:08 PM
I thought I'd share this bit of humor...along with a lesson on how your actions and words can send a message to children. Although not always the message you had intended !
For 10 years prior to getting into Real Estate I owned a retail business which among other things included some candy … (13 comments)
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humor: The lighter side of AR: version 7.31 - 07/31/08 08:10 PM
Making people smile or laugh might be the greatest gift on Earth. I was about 7 months ago to start a series recapping some of the funny things on ActiveRain. I took it and ran with it for a long time and then started getting buried. Now, I am back and … (5 comments)
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humor: Thursday Humor - 07/31/08 01:26 PM
My girlfriend sent this to me today...we're both blonds and totally crack up at blonds jokes.
Enjoy, a little Thursday humor..........
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for … (15 comments)
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humor: Humor, joke, - 07/31/08 09:45 AM
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South
… (7 comments)
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humor: Thursday Morning BELLY BUSTER Laugh ! Qualify your customers . . . . . - 07/31/08 08:12 AM
A young guy from Saskatchewan moves to Vancouver and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Saskatchewan ..'Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. … (11 comments)
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humor: Today; 7/31/2008 - 07/31/08 07:41 AM
High 94 Low 74 Afternoon Thunderstorm
"Who, being loved is poor?" - Oscar Wilde
NYSX - Stocks rose again...
Al says - Don't worry about avoiding temptation, -
as you grow older, it will avoid you...
Israel - Prime Minister Olmert announced -
he will … (1 comments)
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humor: How To Get A Grocery Store Clerk To Bring Your Groceries To Your Car! - 07/31/08 05:23 AM
This is so me. I think this is so funny! I love to share when funny things happen and especially when I do funny things usually by accident. I just love to laugh even at myself!
Yesterday I dropped by the grocery store before going home to fix some supper. Of … (21 comments)
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humor: A quick joke for you, unrelated to Real Estate..... - 07/30/08 09:22 PM
There were two couples both in their mid 80's in a vehicle traveling on US Route 95. A trooper observed that they were traveling at a high rate of speed and stopped them.
The trooper walked up to the vehicle and made contact with the driver. He asked "do you know why … (22 comments)
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humor: You know you're in or from a SMALL TOWN When . . . . . - 07/30/08 12:41 PM
1. Everywhere you go, someone stops and talks to you and it takes several hours to complete 3 simple tasks because you're chatting with folks.
2. When you're in your car and the driver of another car passing by waves at you -- and you don't know who they are.
3. … (9 comments)
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humor: Ahhh Golf - 07/30/08 07:30 AM
Golf Club Sign Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD … (6 comments)
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humor: All Babies Are Beautiful... But What If The Baby's Ugly? - 07/30/08 01:19 AM
Hi All,
Let's face it, if we were all given our druthers, there is not a one of us that wouldn't love to always have the most beautiful listing on the block. And sometimes we do, sometimes the baby is beautiful... but sometimes, sometimes that baby is butt ugly, then what … (17 comments)
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humor: Why is Gas Priced like that? - 07/29/08 10:11 PM
This morning while putting portion of my retirement money into my gas tank, I wondered.... Why is gas priced to the tenth of a cent?
$4.39 9/10 ?
Well it sounds better than $4.40 a gallon right? Because we know that if it was $4,40 - I would not have bought … (7 comments)
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humor: THE REAL RULES OF GOLF - 07/29/08 08:29 PM
After reviewing the rules of golf I believe that in order to keep the golfers here in the AR community should be made aware of some of the finer rules. We do have ethics and we are supposed to be ethical in all areas of our profession. So the next time … (44 comments)
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humor: The Lighter Side of Getting Old -- My Friends are reminding me I'll be 50 Soon ! - 07/28/08 02:23 PM
What would I do without my friends? Probably forget my 50th birthday next week ! Thanks to all of them for reminding me (choke, gag.) But, everyone at AR might as well laugh along with them (and me -- or is it I? I don't know, I'm getting old and forget) … (11 comments)
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humor: The Technology Trap... The Faster You Go, The Faster You NEED To Go... - 07/28/08 12:46 AM
Hi All,
I just got back from Inman Connect in San Francisco (where I had a wonderful time and learned loads but that's another blog...) the defacto Real Estate Technology gathering spot. When I arrived in sunny (and it really was sunny for the entire week I was there) San Fran, … (46 comments)
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humor: Sunday Morning FUNNY BONE ! What Women Say and What Men Hear . . . - 07/27/08 12:25 PM
My Clients can be so much fun! Here is another funny from one of them !
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like … (3 comments)
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humor: Saw It, Giggled, and Had to Share It - 07/27/08 09:08 AM
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humor: What's wrong with my high school senior picture? - 07/27/08 02:04 AM
Ok I admit it. It has been a while since I've updated my business card picture. I don't like to be referred to as just another pretty face.
I am always amazed when I meet an agent for the first time after seeing their cards for several years. I … (4 comments)
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humor: Just Because You Need a Break in Your Day - 07/26/08 10:05 PM
We all get in a hurry from time to time. Slow down. Don't let this happen to you.
For The 2007 Women Drivers Award 10th Place Goes to:9th Place Goes To:8th Place Goes To:7th Place Goes To:6th Place Goes To:5th Place Goes To:4th Place Goes To:The Bronze Medal Winner:The Silver … (12 comments)
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humor: Is your glass half empty or half full? - 07/26/08 08:29 PM
Two real estate agents decided to start a new career in selling shoes. The two real estate agents went to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one real estate agent said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot."At the same time … (10 comments)
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humor: Letters to Landlord (Humor) - 07/26/08 07:59 PM
Have tenants or not, I'm sure you'll enjoy these excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords. True, some tenants give us big headaches, but lines like these are priceless! Enjoy!The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as … (8 comments)
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humor: Your Not My Boyfriend - 07/26/08 06:12 PM
Several weeks ago I wrote about a true campaign story while I walked door to door running for the Sonora City Council. The story talked about a woman who would not vote for me because I was a Realtor and I told her I cared about the community and as a … (2 comments)
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humor: Saturday Morning GIGGLE ! - 07/26/08 01:03 PM
A Male Client of mine emailed this to me. I got a chuckle out of it -- hope you do too !
Bottle of wineA woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are … (6 comments)
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humor: Is there a 1-800-HELP for Technology Addiction? - 07/25/08 07:03 PM
For the second day I have come into the office to discover that the Internet is down. This is serious. I feel like I am on a deserted island and living my worst nightmare. Sure, I have my trusty Blackberry Curve, but it's just not the same thing! A mobile browser … (5 comments)
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humor: The Secret Diary of a Cat....a little Friday Humor - 07/25/08 02:02 PM
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